A giant rabbit eats your house.







I wish for a psychic way to predict when the psychics are coming to attack me.

and now you are bothered all day and night by the knowledge
that the fake psychics will eat all the soap in your house tomorrow



i wish i was an octopus

You are an octopus, you get crushed to death.

I wish for this wish to be corrupted.

You're wish is not corrupted, therby corrupting it and causing a paradox...and you get crushed to death.









I wish I knew all of my past lives.

You got crushed to death in all of them.


I wish I was underneath a falling piano.

let's go with the old theme...
and it crushes you to death




I wish someone would serve me pudding

You can't have any pudding until you eat your meat and the meat is LIVER!



I wish I could travel the world

You travel the world, and get crushed to death.


I wish for ma lemur.

a lemur appears on your doorstep...you're sooo happy you bounce up and down and accidentally squash it.

I wish I had chicken and dumplings in my hair.

they weigh too much and you get crushed to death.

I wish I was sofa.

You're a sofa...a hide a bed sofa who has a 400 lb woman who lays on you every single night.


I wish Grugg would stop crushing me to death...
it makes me sad

Grugg gives you that long overdue hug, and accidentally crushes you to death. He's swears it was an accident.



I wish the color blue was in Wisconsin...yep

Blue is in Wisconsin. It's no where else in the entire world. This makes the rest of us so angry that we form a posse, find you and crush you to death for making that wish.


I wish I was uncrushable.

Granted. You are now made of steel but since nobody likes hugging steel you have no one left to hug you.










I wish I had Thai food right now.

You recieve a ginormous pile of Thai food, you are crushed to death.


I wish for a great deal of money and a sack of potatoes.