Topic: Question and Answers Game Subject: Egad
What does David Lee Roth look like?
A ham sammitch.
Posted on 2008-06-20 at 20:32:31.
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Topic: The Egg Tart Game Subject: Very biological
Blood cell
Posted on 2008-06-20 at 20:30:22.
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Topic: The One Word Game Subject: Pantaloons
Dickies! (the pants...sheesh)
Posted on 2008-06-20 at 20:29:03.
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Topic: What Should You Be Doing Right Now? Subject: Hawngry
I should be eating breakfast.
Posted on 2008-06-20 at 20:28:06.
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Topic: Demonic Vending Machine Subject: Neigh!
It spits out a horse called Ed.
I feed it a pair of shoes.
Posted on 2008-06-20 at 20:27:04.
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Topic: Bumper Stickers Subject: LOL @ Grugg
This is another one I have, but you'd have to be dang close to read it:
Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes.
Because then, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.
Posted on 2008-06-20 at 20:24:29.
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Topic: The Would You Rather Game Subject: Show me the money...and the diapers.
20 children...tax refunds would be HUGE. Heh.
Opera or symphony?
Posted on 2008-06-20 at 20:19:30.
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Topic: ^ < V game Subject: Nom nom nom
^ has been tasting me in my sleep.
< Will thoughtfully put out a napkin and utensils before going to bed.
v is hungry.
Posted on 2008-06-20 at 20:16:24.
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Topic: Corrupt a wish Subject: (muffled response from Grugg)
Granted. By the way, all are permanently stuck to your face; eating will be exceedingly difficult.
I wish Jessica Alba loved me.
Posted on 2008-06-20 at 20:13:10.
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Topic: Blatantly Obvious Lies Subject: Hmmm...
That wasn't a man, nor was it masked. It was a woman, and she had a starfish stuck to her face.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Posted on 2008-06-20 at 20:10:30.
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Topic: Blatantly Obvious Lies Subject: Feeeeeast!
Because when it enters your system it mystically transforms into tiny Vikings, who run rampant throughout your body looking for things to pillage. Artificial sweeteners are worse...ROBOT Vikings!
Where do babies come from?
Posted on 2008-06-20 at 19:57:49.
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Topic: Your Inner D&D Character Subject: Woot
Neutral Evil Elf Ranger!
Apparently I am Stalker, Texas Ranger. Heh.
Posted on 2008-06-20 at 09:07:00.
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Topic: Corrupt a wish Subject: Houseguests
Granted...they will now and forevermore appear in your favorite easy chair and eat all your food. And they will never leave.
I wish I had my own spaceship.
Posted on 2008-06-20 at 09:00:37.
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Topic: Blatantly Obvious Lies Subject: Dang bats.
Because Grugg's alien space bats see our thumbs as gods; when they are watching from orbit and see a thumb pointing upward they think the gods are looking at them and they rain down all sorts of goodness as an offering to the tiny deities; when a thumb is pointing down they cannot see it; thus they think we earthlings are trying to hide the gods from them, and they rain down bad things accordingly, as an act of terrible vengeance. So be cautious...the thumb-worshipping alien space bats are up there...and they are watching...ready to make you look hideously obese in a photograph when you really only weigh 75 pounds. Bewaaaaare!
Why do choosy moms choose Jif?
Posted on 2008-06-20 at 08:52:31.
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Topic: Demonic Vending Machine Subject: Yikes!
It spits out a cabbie with claws.
I feed it a shrubbery.
Posted on 2008-06-20 at 08:43:08.
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Topic: The Morphing Game Subject: Angry feelings
Gut it!
Posted on 2008-06-20 at 08:40:49.
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Topic: What would you do with a million pounds? Subject: What I'd Dew
I'd buy a house, fill it with all the goodies I've ever wanted, and buy 7 Harleys: one for each day of the week.
Then I'd bank the rest for the future and go a-wife hunting.
Posted on 2008-06-20 at 08:37:43.
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Topic: What Should You Be Doing Right Now? Subject: sigh
I should be doing updates for the LARP I'm running.
Posted on 2008-06-20 at 08:35:11.
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Topic: Bumper Stickers Subject: I have this one
667: Neighbor of The Beast
Posted on 2008-06-20 at 08:33:18.
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Topic: Question and Answers Game Subject: fun gifts
What do you get your in-laws for their anniversary?
A spastic lemur.
Posted on 2008-06-20 at 08:25:33.
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Topic: The One Word Game Subject: Eat a cheeseburger!
supermodel
Posted on 2008-06-20 at 08:23:17.
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Topic: The Egg Tart Game Subject: Whoa
Stop sign.
Posted on 2008-06-20 at 08:21:59.
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Topic: Star Wars Trivia...Useless and Otherwise Subject: Stumped again!
OK, I give up...do tell, if nobody else gets it.
Since I couldn't answer I'll let someone else ask the next Q.
Good job, Reralae. I bow in the general direction of your knees. Heh.
Posted on 2008-06-20 at 03:59:17.
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Topic: Looking for Interest in New Online RPG Subject: Good Ideas All
I like all of the ideas, Alacrity; very well thought out. My vote is for Five Seconds To Save The World. I'd be honored to play.
Posted on 2008-06-20 at 03:57:10.
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Topic: scattergories! Subject: My stuff
1. What is your name? Duncan
2. A 4 letter word: Dolt
3. A vehicle: Dodge Durango
4. A city: Dallas
5. A boy's name: Dennis
6. A girl's name: Diane
7. Alcoholic drink: DiSaronno
8. An occupation: Doctor
9. Something you wear: Dockers
10. A celebrity: Dom DeLuise
11. A food: Dill pickle
12. Something found in a bathroom: Doody-hehe
13. Reason for being late: Demon goats. They attacked.
14. Something you shout: Dang!
15. An animal: Deer
16. A body part: Dorsal fin (not MY body part-hehe)
17. Word to describe yourself: Dedicated
Posted on 2008-06-20 at 03:53:55.
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