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Topic: This I know...
Subject: Mustard sauce


You should try it. It's good.

Posted on 2007-03-20 at 06:28:19.

Topic: DND Trivia Game
Subject: It would


It's in a couple of books, I think. Sword and Fist was the first if I recall correctly, though.

Posted on 2007-03-20 at 06:15:37.

Topic: Getting to know you
Subject: Animal


Not sure why, but people tend to pretty universally identify me with one breed of cat or another.

Rumors of my purring are unsubstantiated urban legends.

Posted on 2007-03-20 at 06:10:37.
Edited on 2007-03-20 at 06:12:29 by Rystefn K'ryll

Topic: These are the Questions of our Lives.
Subject: Mustard sauce


Is largely vinegar. However, the mustard seed is such a potent flavor, you can't taste the vinegar much. The chemical in mustard that gives it the tangy burst of flavor, by the way, is a blister agent. Small doses are best.

DO NOT BOIL DOWN MUSTARD SAUCE

Posted on 2007-03-20 at 06:07:19.

Topic: This I know...
Subject: Buggery?


Not my brand of kink, really...

Posted on 2007-03-09 at 07:09:23.

Topic: Getting to know you
Subject: Clothes


Honestly, I'm most comfortable in nothing. I constantly feel the presence of clothing on my skin, my glasses on my face, even the ring that hasn't come off of my finger for more than ten minutes in five years.

Posted on 2007-03-09 at 07:08:25.

Topic: These are the Questions of our Lives.
Subject: Yeah


You have to respect anyone who fights with that much tenacity... Never give up. Never surrender.

Posted on 2007-03-07 at 20:35:18.

Topic: Getting to know you
Subject: Yeah


I guess I should get into other threads so I can get more smites.

Posted on 2007-03-07 at 20:33:58.

Topic: These are the Questions of our Lives.
Subject: It's only a flesh wound


I've had worse.

Posted on 2007-03-07 at 18:05:00.

Topic: Getting to know you
Subject: Sword battles


2000. 1k on each side.

... and I think it's the world that's loopy. It may not be the norm, but it should be the standard.

Posted on 2007-03-07 at 18:03:45.

Topic: These are the Questions of our Lives.
Subject: Yes


I'm very sure that all of that happened, since it happened to me. I kept the razor, by the way. It looks quite wicked with the bloodstains and all.

Just two more scars among many. I heal quickly and well, though, so it's no big deal. Knowing this about oneself leads to a bit less caution and therefore a few more scars... but they heal quickly and well, so it's no big deal. Kind of a cycle there.

Posted on 2007-03-07 at 06:16:33.

Topic: Getting to know you
Subject: Shop


A weapon shop. D&D style. I thought we covered that already... Among other things. I do lots of different things... Although, in all honesty, few of them are really "work."

Posted on 2007-03-07 at 06:11:43.

Topic: These are the Questions of our Lives.
Subject: Demise?


I'm not dead yet!

Posted on 2007-03-06 at 21:00:00.

Topic: ^ < V game
Subject: See?


^ Someone else who won't let me.
< Points to this as the reason to not wait until you know someone
V Thinks diamonds are a ghouls best friend.

Posted on 2007-03-06 at 20:58:07.

Topic: Getting to know you
Subject: Loopy?


How so?

Posted on 2007-03-06 at 20:55:08.

Topic: These are the Questions of our Lives.
Subject: Swords


Some of them, yes, are friggin' razors... but I cut my finger off years ago when I was working in a deli. "Hmmm salami doesn't usually have that much blood... Oh. Well that's not good." I'm pretty sure those were my exact words. If not, it was something very like it.

Meat, though, grows back, so you can't tell it happened by casual observation. If you look close, you can see the nail grows in weird. Nerves, on the other hand, do not grow back. Some idiot left an open straight razor on the counter in the shop one night, and while searching for something in the dark, I found that instead. I knew it was a bad cut because it hurt, which meant it cut all the way down past the bit that had been cut off. Not wanting to search around in the dark for the first aid kit (for understandable reasons, I hope), I took my pants off, wrapped it tightly, and waited for morning, by which time the wound had closed and scabbed over, so I washed it off and taped it up. now I have a somewhat different fingerprint.

Posted on 2007-03-06 at 19:41:25.

Topic: ^ < V game
Subject: Only for special occasions


^ Thinks I might be too extreme
< Never had anyone let me give them diamonds...
V Wants me to get them diamonds

Posted on 2007-03-06 at 19:34:33.

Topic: Getting to know you
Subject: Diamonds


"That's because pretty much everyone I know lives their lives half-assed, I should let you know at this point. If no one tells me I'm being extreme or over-the-top, that's a good indication that I'm playing too conservative a game..."

Also, I did know her first name at the time, and now I know her last name, too, so there.

Actually, I've only seen her twice since then. The first time she was on the phone the whole time. The other time, she was with someone, and I'm not the sort to interrupt. She usually comes through on Mondays, but was curiously absent yesterday. These things happen, though.

Posted on 2007-03-06 at 19:32:35.

Topic: Getting to know you
Subject: Stuff


I'm about 6'4" give or take. You can't be accurately measured by someone who's not pretty close to the same hight as you unless they use a level. Since short people never want to admit that they are short, they always refused to use a level and every official document and doctor's file ever made about me lists me at several inches shorter than I really am.

I don't know if it counts as romantic, since I have absolutely no sense of proportion, but for Jana's birthday on the 16th last month... Well, first a little background - she's a regular customer who comes into the shop two to three times per week. Me, being who I am, make jokes, flirt, and give her a hard time. It's what I do. Monday the 12th, she passes an idle comment that her birthday is on Friday. The last day I'll see her before that will be Wednesday. So, of course, after getting out of work at 11pm Tuesday night (remember, this is Feb 13th), I decide that I should get her a gift. Birthday cards are not in high demand this day, but I find one... that was the easy part. I decide that jewelry is the appropriate gift for an attractive young woman. Nevermind that I don't know where she lives, what she does, her last name, how old she is, or really much of anything about her except for what she looks like - jewelry is the only way to go. I'm told I have absolutely no sense of proportion on a regular basis, but upon seeing what I decided on, every single person I showed it to insisted it was too much. That's because pretty much everyone I know lives their lives half-assed, I should let you know at this point. If no one tells me I'm being extreme or over-the-top, that's a good indication that I'm playing too conservative a game...

Of course, the jokers in question have closed for the night, though. Again - The night of Feb 13th... No one EVER buys jewelry then, right? You'd be amazed how often someone comes along to help you purchase your jewelry when you say things like "you have hammers in hardware, right?" and "If I pay for it, it's only vandalism. That's no bog deal. Mikey, here's my wallet, there's three hundred in cash in there after I pay for this. Follow us to the jail and bail me out."

Then, after all that, it turns out Wednesday is a holiday, and she didn't come in. My early birthday present turned into a late one. In the end, she turned out to rather like it, but I think maybe I should have gone with my first impulse and bought her diamonds... You can't go wrong with diamonds, right?

Posted on 2007-03-06 at 06:54:34.

Topic: These are the Questions of our Lives.
Subject: Maimed


I cut my finger off, and then nearly cut it off again. Since the nerves didn't grow back the first time, I have no feeling in it, so it's easy to cut myself badly and not notice.

Posted on 2007-03-06 at 06:45:00.

Topic: who's your favorite charicter that you made and played?
Subject: Favorite


Rystefn K'ryll. Merchant, duelist, and mage.

Posted on 2007-03-06 at 06:43:10.

Topic: These are the Questions of our Lives.
Subject: 1000


Don't be fooled, now. It's a thousand-man sword fight - it's two thousand-man armies facing off. Trust me, it's a glorious sight. Especially from the front line of the winning side.

Posted on 2007-03-03 at 20:45:48.

Topic: These are the Questions of our Lives.
Subject: Nugent


Sorry, I pretty pissed off at the hippies over this whole thing. My favorite campground happens to be the one place in the world where a certain species of grass grows. Like a couple of hundred square yards in the whole world. Every summer, we'd go camping there and have a huge sword battle. Thousand-man armies and such. It was glorious. All that stomping around helped seed the grass. We may have been the only thing keeping that grass from extinction. Then the damned hippies found out that there's also an endangered species of butterfly there. Sometimes these butterflies would leave their hippy little caterpillars in the grass, and we would step on them (everyone assumes they would get stepped on, anyway, since no one ever saw any that we had stepped on). So we were banned from having the fight there by the EPA or somesuch.

Because one of ten million species of butterfly might be stomped into extinction. Apparently hippies don't know what those caterpillars eat. I do. THEY EAT THE ENDANGERED GRASS. F'ing morons get all uppity about mankind not having the authority to decide who lives and who dies, then explicitly choose the one over the other. All we were doing was what we naturally do, leaving the choice to natural selection.

That which has evolved to be aided in its survival by our presence deserves to live, that which has evolved to require the absence of humanity to live should be wiped off of the face of the planet.

While I'm on the subject, the entire concept of the Endangered Species List is stupid. It's random and arbitrary. Mostly kept in place by lies. Take the sperm whale. We tried to kill them. We hunted down and killed every one of the things we could find for hundreds of years, learning their migratory routes and following them. After a while, they got harder to find. We assumed we had almost killed them all. They were declared endangered and protected under the law. Do you know what the estimated world population of sperm whales was when we started hunting them? 1.5 million. Do you know what it is now? 1.8 million. That's right, this so-called "endangered species" is more populous now than ever. They were harder to find because they aren't idiots. They CHANGED THEIR MIGRATORY PATTERNS to get away from us. Survival of the fittest. The stupid whales who couldn't adapt died. The smart ones made it. Welcome to the real world. We should deal with everything this way.

It the responsibility of every species to adapt to us for its own survival. If it cannot, it does not deserve to exist.

Posted on 2007-03-03 at 17:38:54.

Topic: These are the Questions of our Lives.
Subject: Endangered


You shoot the animal, then garnish it with the plant for dinner.

Posted on 2007-03-03 at 07:37:24.

Topic: It drives me crazy !!
Subject: What?


You lie! I'm far prettier than you!

Posted on 2007-03-02 at 15:37:57.

 


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