Ok, this is something I found at another forum and found amusing. The first person offers a choice between two things (i.e. Getting crushed to death or spending a romantic evening in a facncy restaraunt with Grugg) and the next person chooses one (strangely it's never the latter). Then that person gives his own set of two choices for the next person. And here we go.

Would you rather:

-Wrestle flaming bears in the Amazon rainforest in the nude
or
-Have your liver removed by a surgeon wielding a potato

I choose the latter. Good luck cutting my skin with a potatoe .

Would you rather

Go Scuba Diving, in the nude, in the Baltic during January

or

Spend a romantic Evening with Grugg.

i would rather do the baltic thing


1. would you rather smite the above two people for spelling words wrong (grugg= restaurant, valimar= potato)

or

2. would you rather walk blindfolded into a room of monkeys nude with a banana tied to your back

The latter, regardless of what the other one was.

Would you rather
- Eat a live pigeon and later excrete it live later
or
- Being eaten alive by pigeons

i choose the latter


would you rather

1. hire Lord Voldemort's plastic surgeon


2. spend a romantic evening with grugg

Spend the evening with GRUGG of course!
(no I'm not psychotic...ummm, is that spelled right C?)


Would you rather have needles pushed under your toenails or

Push needles under your best friends toenails?

Adrenaline, sounds more interesting.


Would you rather:
1. Kiss your bearded aunt Mildred.

2. Swallow a pint of grissle.

i don't know what grissle is, so i'll take grissle


1. would you rather get chased by a thousand bees

or

2. eat a cow heart raw

bees

Would you rather:
1. Chop off your own toe?

or

2. Drink milk from a sweaty, bug infested camel's teet?

When you're sober and I'm drunk.



would you rather have a great personality or be gorgeous and dull?

I'd be gorgeous and dull, and let my beauty carry on the conversations for me.


Skydive with no parachute or headbutt a sidewalk until death.

sidewalk headbutt


would ya rather walk on hot coals or spikes barefoot?

Hot coals, t'would be fun.



Listen to me rant on and on about nothing.
Be forced to rant on and on about nothing.

I'd have to go with listening to you rant.
(I can sleep through most anything)



Where would you rather be...
in the bowels of hell or at a Britney Spears concert?

concert


would you rather

1. swallow fifty pieces of gum from the sidewall

or


2. eat all the hair off a laama