well lets' see...

I have peed myself in public before (when I was 3) so, been there, done that...guess I'll go with the diaper.



Having to type with your toes or write freehand using a pencil in your mouth

Type with my feet, because that doesn't necessarily mean I would lose my hands

Put Humpty Dumpty back together, or Shave Grugg's back?

put the cracked egg together



popcorn or chips & dip?

God is all knowing so he would know it was a lie

Lick a cat

OR

Move to Mars

I had this dilema just last night...
Guess I'll go with what experience has proven to work...Lick the cat.


walk the plank over chummed, shark infested water, or lay in a tanning bed for 8 consecutive hours?

I'm thinking I'd rather walk the middle road on this one. I think I would push the tanning bed (while it is on) overboard (off the plank of course). After which, I think I would watch as the sharks writhe and die. Once they are dead, I would fish one of the sharks from the chummed waters, and go home knowing I was going to have a nice shark steak for dinner.


So... Travel 7 hours so that you could spend 2 nights and a day with someone knowing that it will just make you miss them more or not go, and wait for the upcoming family wedding you've invited the previous said individual to and enjoy the 2 nights and a day plus a car ride back 14 hours with them.

anytime you can spend with the one you love is grand so I say do BOTH...but if you can't, then choose the opportunity that allows you to spend the MOST time



pretend the dog "did it" or be proud and lay claim to "it" yourself.

I guess all depends on what "it" is...
Most times I'll claim own however THere are those few occasions that blaming it on the dog gets you out of so much trouble.

peeee yew!!

Guess I should finish my post... Would you rather wait for someone or be the person someone is waiting for?

I'd rather wait for someone.

Would you rather eat worms or spiders? (dead)

no... (neither...)


Walk a mile in someone elses shoes, or run 10 miles in your own shoes...

run in mine


have someone say you're "hot" or "intelligent" ?

Well... I think I'd shoot someone for saying I was "hot" Stupid Paris Hilton...

So intelligent...


Juggle cotton balls or razor knives?

Well, seeing as I can't juggle, I would go with cotton balls. They may be light enough for me to react in time, and even if I don't, they wouldn't cut open my wrists.

If the war was a cause of your own, would you fight it? Or, would you have others fight it for you, even though the cause were not their own?

Pick with understanding, even couples have these dilemmas.