I would have to go with the Oprah book club. Not that I think she is the "know all" of literature. I've read the Bible and prefer to read something I haven't read before.


Lying under a palm tree with a Bahama Mama in your hand or
drifting down a lazy river in an innertube with a cold beer?

A river, an innertube, and a cold tinnie ...

... and a sock ...


A horse and cart or a CART racer?

A CART. Has more horsepower.



live with someone who whines about everything or someone who will not give their opinion on anything?

I hate... I hate... I hate... whiners. There is nothing more annoying than someone who simply complains about their life. Just ask my husband and five year old step daughter how much I hate it when they do... so I'll take the no opinons, they'd just better like mine *big grin*


Venus Fly Trap...
or
Rose...

I choose rose.


Potatoes or Potahto!

Potatoes because Dan Quaiyle was around when Mr Wizard was on TV. I loved Mr Wizard, he made me want to fill a room with mouse traps and play with pingpong balls.

Brazilian or Tweeze it all?

gotta go with Brazilian...it hurts more but it's quicker.




Drawn & quartered or a merciful beheading(uses the sharp side of the axe)

That is totally easy. Merciful Beheading. Drawn and quartered could seriously hurt in every way I could possibly think of. But merciful beheading is by definition merciful. And I am a big fan of mercy... specially when it applies to my death.

Able to breath underwater or somehow breathe in space? (and no... for this you magically drown in water if you chose the space thing.)

Very easy, I don't like heights. Breath under water.


Death by old age or beavers?

Beavers! Always had visions of going out screaming; "Oh yeah?!?! Well chew on this!"


Heffalumps or Woozles?

Heffalumps OF COURSE!



3rd degree sunburn on your back or frostbite on your privates? (and I ain't talkin' rank here people)

...frostbite. Not because I'm a masochist or anything, both of those sound terrible, but the story behind the frostbite would be waaaaaaay more entertaining, I think.


Low-fat, no fat, or F it, I'll eat what I want?

F it

If you were a cow be turned into a McDonald's or burger king?

Burger King.... didn't you know that McDonald's uses worms and not beef?





Would you rather or would you rather not?

Rather not,
"Nothing should ever be done for the first time." Motto of the British Foreign Office

Live for ever or die prematurely?