I'd go with wrong body, though, I think. Bodies are only temporary, anyway, so it's not too far fetched that, at some point, I'd end up stuck in the wrong one.

Also, I'd be absolutely horrified if someone else out there got my soul... that thing is dnagerous in the wrong hands (or head, or heart, or whatever).

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Shake well before opening

or

lather, rinse, repeat?

Gotta go with shake. It is much more fun and much less repeatative (if I'm looking for repeatative functions I just go to work).
Besides I get into shaking and that cute butt of mine looks very nice when I shake it

Preserves or Jelly?

Jelly...it's, um...boingy-er.

Ceiling Cat or Basement Cat?

Basement, more mice to catch for dinner there.

Rainbow Bright or Strawberry Shortcake?

We look alike


Thanksgiving Dinner or Christmas Dinner?

Christmas. Because then it is Christmas. It's elementary dear...people.


Chinatown or a Town in China?

China town... then I could go back home without having to spend 700 dollars.

Procrastination or Work Schedule?

work scheduelle.

using your newfound superpowers for good or evil?

I would use my powers to protect the girls' lockerroom. That's good... right?


Mash Potato or Potato Chips

mashed taters with corn


getting the last turkey leg or the last slice of pumpkin pie?

yes.


Up or Down? Choose wisely....

down


pecan or pumpkin pie?

PECAN! With brandy and vanilla whipped cream

Cranberry Jelly, or Cranberry Sauce with whole cranberries.

WHOLE cranberries!


Are you the Grinch or St Nick?

Depends who you ask...

I am Deliciously Wicked... and I keep telling my husband that he isn't going to get every single robot toy that we see in the store, so perhaps I am the Grinch.
Then again I like giving gifts (that fit into my budget) and everyone at work thinks I'm very sweet and innocent, so perhaps I'm St. Nick.

Although I look really good in green...
We'll go with the Grinch.

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Continuing with the holiday theme:
Peanut Brittle or Peppermint Bark?