Hmm... Halflings, the thought of an evil halfling makes me giggle.

Besides you could probably easily distract them with tea and crumpets.

*nod*

Um...

Unicorns or Pegasi?

Hmm... while Unicorns have that badass horn and the whole purity-healing-life-y powers, Pegasi can fly. Not to mention unicorns have that whole problem of being extremely selective (I think it was a red-haired maiden?) which might cause some problems whenever I wanted to go out riding (I've only got about half of that equation and it isn't the maiden part).

Being fed to the Demonic Vending Machine or being Grugg's dance partner?

(CHOOSE YOUR ANSWER CAREFULLY MORTALS!)

And I'll take the Grugg... he smells like lasagna And besides he might not notice when I'm off beat.

High-collared Victorian modesty or toga-totting Roman flagarance?

Yes Romans of course, with 100% more flagarance! Love me some decadent flagarance!

Pudding or Jello?

Jello hands down. Lemon Jello. *nod*

Duct tape or staples?

Duct tape. Duct tape and ziploc bags will keep you alive during the Zombie Apocalypse.

New York or Chicago pizza *ducks under cover in anticipation*

Yummy! Especially from Unos.

Soup or salad?

Soup because if I'm eating out they won't have salad that can even come close to my sister's. She uses baby spinach leaves in lieu of lettuce and it has simply ruined me for anything less. Oh, and she puts artichoke hearts in it, too. Give me some olive oil and vinegar and I'll be quite the happy camper.

Digital or analog watches?

And... the one with the hands, they are much classier. Of course I have difficulties reading them at times, and personally I don't wear one at all.

It is always half past a freckle according to my wrist watch. Besides you meet all kinds of interseting people when you have to ask what time it is all the time... well at least when you are in one of the few places that does not have a clock publically displayed...



Sombrero or Fedora?

My personal choice is Kangol (wearing one now, btw) so I'll go with Fedora. It's the classier choice and reminds me of film noir fashion.

prepainted plastic miniatures or do-it-yourself pewter ones?

I'll take the pre-painted ones and then complain about how I wanted blue armor.

Blue dragon or Silver Dragon?

Those are my two faves!! I'll stay "in character" and pick Blue dragons. I snapped the pic from 4ed MM and have it as one of my many desktop backgrounds (currently rocking the Mind Flayer from 4ed's Underdark book cover). Ps you can repaint plastic minis go to DDM Guild for tips if you're interested.

Hot Wheels or Matchbox?

Hot Wheels. Just cause.

Brass Dragons or Black?

Black Dragons. Totally. IMHO there is no core Dragon more "Meh" than Brass Dragons. Even the lowly Pewter and Burnt Sienna Dragons point and laugh at the Brasses.

Would you rather suffer a tax audit or Root Canal?

I think that I will take the root canal. At least they use novacaine before they start drilling and gives you happy pills for after. the IRS just sticks it to you like a proctologist and they also give you tons of papercuts at the same time.

Would you rather sleep in silk or cotton?