What is the basis of the choice here? Huggability? Annoyance level? Ability to rub my feet and properly worship me? Intelligence (which might relate back to that worhip thing)? Temper? Color?

Well I guess Pit wins all of those anyway... kick the little yellow piece of fuzzy art under the bus too!!

Chocolate coated batteries or chocolate coated cockroaches?

I'll take the choco-roaches any day. I had an unfortunate experience with a nine-volt battery in my youth (didn't we all?)


More over-rated actor, Nicolas Cage or Kevin Costner?

Gotta go with Nic on this one... he's the same character in every movie he's acted in (except for Raising Arizona)... Costner's kind of the same way but I think he's more apt to fit into the more over-rated director category.



George Thoroughgood or Tom Petty?

Can't I just have a Refugee who's Bad to the Bone who Drinks Alone while Free Fallin'? No?

Okay I'll pick George. He fits my mood and 'tude more often than Petty.

Worse spinoff--The Lone Gunmen or Charles in Charge?

Cuz I didn't even know it was a spinoff! Damn you, Baio!!!!!!



Warehouse 13 or Friday the 13th (The Series)?

Gonna go with "Friday the 13th" mainly because I really liked the premise. A certain actress by the singular name of Robey didn't hurt, either. ROWR!!

Yeah, Eol, Charles in Charge was a spinoff of Happy Days which in turn was a spinoff of Love, American Style. Not many know that.

Worse Star Trek Film: Star Trek V or Insurrection?
(trying to bait Ion out of hiding with Star Trek noms)

Imma go with Insurrection. That one just didn't sit well with me for some reason. And the kid that was supposed to be Picard's Clone didn't really look like Picard. Maybe that was because he lacked the presence of Patrick Stewart. (Not his fault I know everyone lacks the presence of Patrick Stewart.)

Gandalf or Raistlin?

Making this choice just so my head doesn't explode. . .

Raistlin. Normally I would say that choosing evil is kind of taking the easy road (especially in Fable) but he did pay the price to wield Phenomenal Cosmic Powwwerrrrr! Plus I have to respect his more direct approach.


Game Setting more overdue for a makeover, Oriental Adventures or Greyhawk? (assuming post 3.5)

Greyhawk hands down, so long as the game designers stay true to Arneson's vision.

Bigger culinary gaffe, mushrooms in chili, or overcooked pasta?

(An ex-girlfriend actually put mushrooms in the chili. Do I have your pity? )

Da first one even though I don't know what it is.

Jumping out of a plane in the hopes of it being solid or swimming down the length of the Nile River with Crocodiles and Alligators chasing you?

I, too, will choose the first one. If it's solid, I can teleport or wish myself out. If it's not solid--yeah, uh, these wings aren't just for show.

"Pit used 'Fly.' It was effective!"

Would you rather reverse your age 5 years with all the knowledge you have now, or reverse it 15 years with the same knowledge you had then?

Confusing... makes me brains hurt! Just kidding. Hmm this is a tough one. I'll go with 5 years because we are meant to age and we should not defy nature and god's will.

So the first one.

Would you rather...

Scale the walls of the grand canyon with no provisions and no equipment...

...or...

Try to survive on the moon for a year with only a month's worth of provisions and no fuel for your rocket?

Well, at least then, you're death is gonna be spontaneous. And at least you won't know it's coming... For awhile

So, Would you rather

Survive three weeks being tortured in a Saw movie
OR
Have to be the carrier for half-human, half-tiger children

2nd one for SURE.

Would you rather listen to your EXTREMELY ANNOYING friend blabber on about the recent baseball game OR watch a baseball game in an eerily quiet room with your silent friend?

2nd one~~~

Would you rather:
Have to swallow a bag of burning coals
OR
Have to marry a nudist 70 years older than you