Gimme the bag o' coals, as my creature type (Extraplanar, {On Vacation}, Lawful, Ba'atezu) makes me immune to fire. Even if I could be harmed by fire, Gimme The Bag O' Coals!

I just keep flashing to the Old Woman In the Bathtub from "The Shining" ICK! ICK! GAG! HURLP! I would change my alignment to Chaotic Good rather than wed THAT!

Maybe I could wed her, and she could just get caught unprepared in an errant Meteor Swarm (Oh, No!) and I would forever wistfully mourn her tragic end.

Nah, the coals, if you please.


Okay, kiddies--Fight a Rust Monster with the Blackrazor from White Plume Mountain, or fight 50 zombies with a masterwork wooden club?

I like to fight things that always lose initiative, and don't move more than 10 feet per round. Easier that way.

Be tortured three weeks in a Saw movie?

or

Be forced to watch them, hearing about how there's "such great plot and character development?" (I could rant for hours)

Oh yeah--I'll watch 'em all, even in the company of the proposed Saw Super-Fan. And then during the marathon I will regale that person with stories of my actual exploits.

"Eww, that needle pit was awful! Kinda reminds me of that time I was challenged by that Cleric of Lathander. . . (15 minutes of gory detail). . .and then, at the last, he gratefully ate his own eyeballs."


Would you rather kiss Vlaakith the Lich Queen (with tongue, at her option), or hug a Mummy Lord?

Mummy lords are deadly and he squishes you to death,but it loves you very much cause it is a "mommy"

Woudn't you rather kiss a hungry bore,or suicide yourself against this smiley?

Kiss a boar no matter how bad it is because I believe you go to hell no matter what if you commit suicide because you are ungrateful for your life.

So yeah, kiss a boar.

Would you rather sit in a large garbage can for a day with nothing to do or sit in a cramped 50 gallon drum all day with nothing to do?

I guess Ill take the Garbage can.

would you rather use a cactus as a back scratcher or allow a cat to use your back as a scratching post?

Use a cat for a backscratcher because my cats do that anyways. Especially Pancho(youngest kitty =Þ).

Would you rather go blind while staring at the sun or go blind from spontaneous unpredictable lights?

I would go blind staring at the sun IF I set a new record in the Sun-Staring Game in the process.

Sorry for the creep-factor, but--
Would you rather use another person's toothbrush or their deodorant?

Deodorant for sure. I've done it plenty of times (don't judge me. xD)

Would you rather...

Think you are normal, but everyone knows you are insane
or
Know you are psycho but try to maintain a normal life?

(take psycho how ever you please)

Doesn't that by definition make you not crazy? In any case, I'll choose thinking I'm normal while everyone else swears I'm nuts. As I've said before, I'm the sanest person I know in real life, which may indicate there are screws in need of tightening. Good thing I'm at RDI, huh?

Okay, would you rather captain the smallest vessel of the fleet, or be a Petty Officer (like a sergeant in a navy) on the biggest and best ship in the fleet?

I'd take the small vessel, for all I know it good be a stealth submarine.

Would he rather jump of a waterfall that COULD POSSIBLY have rocks and boulders at the bottom

OR

Jump into a volcano blind folded on a bungie cord not knowing if there is magma or not?

id take the waterfall, mostly cuz i like waterfalls but if there are rocks the chances i hit them are smaller then a volcano which is basically nothing but lava on the inside, plus if the cord brokem im screwed either way,

would you rather be the only single guy at a couples dance
or be the poorest guy at a mansion ball?

Poorest guy at a mansion ball... one can pretend to have money...


Would you rather eat mangoes or tomatoes for the rest of eternity?

Tomatoes, for the lycopene content. It's an older guy thing, don't worry about it.

Battle-map based combat (with minis, maps and such), or in your imagination combat in RP?

i say imagination, cuz if you do it well enough you can hear and see every detail.

Would you rather have to slay a fuzzy pink bunny or spend hours talking to it?