Ah, yeah, ya know, I might just be referring to your casual threat to STAB MY GOOD GIRL FOR AMUSEMENT.

I told you, we are on vacation. The kid needs it.

Fun Fact: in How I Met Your Mother, the episode is called Chain of Screaming.

@Eol: hopefully soon, Big Kitten *ear scratchies*

Chain of Screaming?  Sounds like something that needs to be canon. 

Enchanted length of iron chain, causes searing pain when touched to human flesh, burrows its way inside in 1d4 rounds? 

Thanks for the inspiration! 

*sweeping Kith under the rug*

Oooo, sorry, ya just missed her. Come back never. Kthnxbai.

Remove Curse to get it out?  Or, you know, you can just shove a blade up under it and pry.  Course, it's trying to wriggle back in the entire time. 

Good stuff.

Man, I  world building!  Thanks, Bree!

Is this the best time to mention that even before Kith was #Taken, Olan was slipping into my PMs with vague, creepy threats to my girl? They ramped up as we entered the cave and man, the psychological torture should have been enough to scare me away. But the Stockholm Syndrome has really got its clutches in me.

You know what? Sure, bring on the chains of screaming. Wouldn't be the first time, and knowing me, probably won't be the last.

Bree, you make it all sound so... tawdry.  Like I was sending you dirty pictures of me in a trench coat or something.

Besides, you KNOW that you like it. 

Er, wait a minute...

I think I might've just peed a little!

...I dunno what you've done to Olan, bree, but now I'm getting those PM threats, too!

I think it might be time for an intervention!

Well, not right now... there's a goose and chains of screaming and other horrifying vagaries that I'm curious to see about first... but, yeah... Once I'm dead I'm haunting the crap outta somebody!

Somebody help me!  The badness won't stop....

Cause no PM inbox is safe around here!

HAHAHA JK I'm not taunting the DM. I'm just . . . ah . . . taunting myself! Yeah, that's it! I sure better watch out HAHAHAHA

Why I oughtta...

I have to admit that I long to destroy the whole of this place and all the enemy within it in the righteous name of Therassor!

Gib will take no pleasure in killing Garn and Davena, but he will have satisfaction.

Satisfaction or death! 

That doesn't sound very bad @ss...

We're all gonna DIIIIIIEEEEEEE!!!! Might as well make it glorious!

I'm goin' dowwwwwn in a blaze of gloooraaaayyy

Take me nowwww, but know the truth...

I just gave myself the itch to listen to some Bon Jovi for the first time in years.  Blaze of Glory because obviously. 

Then, I queued up the New Jersey album on Amazon music.

Oh.  Oh my.

I had forgotten just how much that album resonated with me.  Born to Be My Baby, sure... but if you can listen to Blood on Blood and not get chills, you need to have your soul checked.

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