It spits out a pink FeeFee named Parakeet.

I feed it some earwax, a lima bean, and a yodeling yak.

It spits out "Shrek 4"




I feed it Duncan's Harley

It spits out my wail of lament and despair.

I feed it Barack Obama, Hilary Clinton, AND John McCain.

It spits out a big stinky bag full of lies, flip flops, and chicken bones!


After Duncan's last bout, I feed the poor DVM an entire crate of Tic Tacs, some antibacterial soap, and a gallon of Jack Daniel's to ease the pain.

It spits out a loudly-dressed lounge lizard.

I feed it a tire, a pitchfork, and a jar of peanut butter.

It spits out Peanut M&M's and a used Fig leaf

I feed it some Shampoo and a Bread maker

It spits out a slice of rye with very lustrous curls.

I feed it a badger and a garden gnome.

It spits out Danny DeVito



I feed it 2 qts of 10w40 motor oil and eye of newt

It spits out Wayne Newton...then his hair.

I feed it a Star Wars DVD and a pound of cheese. Heh.

you get back a cheesy plot line to a z rated movie.

I feed it a raw cut up chicken and the sound track to Silent Hills

It spits out a warped CD covered with salmonella ...


I feed it (what's left of) Hulk Hogan's hair, Condoleeza Rice's teeth, and Angelina Jolie's twins ...

It spits out Gary Busey and Nick Nolte.

I feed it an old shoe, a box of Cracker Jacks, and O.J. Simpson's weak alibi.

You get an empty box and a supernatural warrant for your arrest.

I feed an arsonist with matches and a box of fireworks

It spits out everything that it has previously ingested in one blackened lump. And now it has gas.

I feed it a whole box of Bean-O.

You get a 50 pound bag of beans and a gas attack.

Roll to save against poison.

I feed it 3 splatted avacados and 2 roaches I caught outside eating said avacados.