Wait what was that about short skirts and me? I do not wear short skirts! *looks shifty* Oh you said I'd like to see Meri in a short skirt. Somebodies starting misinformed rumors I think. Actually I just like seeing Meri. Seeing Meri=Fun posting. I don't care what she's wearing I'm too busy staring at her lips.

I just noticed the awesomeness of the eyes on this smiley
I bet if they were like as big as my screen I could watch them and hypnotize myself.

You know Eol seasoning sounds really good. Especially with bacon and fajitas. *Takes a snip out of Eol's hair* In fact it sounds so good I'm going to make Eol Fajitas.

Pancakes are my favorite breakfast. So I empathize with you Meri. I wish I had pancakes. Blueberry pancakes with blackberry syrup and Eol seasoned bacon. Mmmm now I'm hungry.

I think I have now beaten Meri with the longest post and to verify this I will now proceed with explaining how much I pwn.

I just Pwn!

Everybody tap dance with me! *Taps on the bar* I think Eol seasoning is slightly alcoholic. *hic*

Yay for Alcoholic

speaking of dancing on tables...
when's the last time YOU danced on a table Eol?

...Actually hasn't been that long... New Year's Eve, I believe it was, Fuby-luv!

I'm not allowed to do that. Mark think's I'm too clumsy and will fall off the table and hurt myself (he's probably right).

M.

...I won't let ya fall.

Opening doors I'm slow at... but when it comes catching people when they fall off a table, I'm quick... like a marsupial.

So long as you don't mind me going barefooted... there is no way I'm dancing, let alone climbing up onto a table in heels.

M.

...is there any other way?

If you want to get paid for it... yeah...

But I'm not going to go there, I'm trying to be good.



M.

I get paid to dance all the time it's easy...tap dance I mean...righht.

get paid to tap dance?

M.

...to stop.

Standing on a street corner with a hat tossed to the ground usually earns enough to buy dinner.

I guess girls have it a bit easier. I once CENSORED and got $20 for dinner.

M.

I wish I could Censor and get 20 bucks. You do have it easy.

I know... oh... and I pwn!

M.