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Messages in Demonic Vending Machine
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It spits out an obe and a spandex body suit...
I feed it a fossilized dinosaur egg.
Merideth
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Posted on 2008-07-10 at 18:06:44.
Spits
it spits out one of those candied Dinasaur eggs. The Candy coated chocolate ones with the Gummi raptor inside.
I feed it a french maid's outfit with the pockets filled with those ornamental glass beads used in some CCG's.
EvolutionJ
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Posted on 2008-07-10 at 18:15:24.
Kinky
It spits out Pepe Lepu (I hope I spelled that right) looking for the maid who is longer wearing her uniform...
I feed it a rose bush.
Merideth
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Posted on 2008-07-10 at 18:20:04.
Edited on 2008-07-10 at 18:20:24 by Merideth
Ah!
It spits out Rosie O'Donnell covered in thorns ...
I puke into th emachine ...
Utan the Orange
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Posted on 2008-07-11 at 02:09:28.
How Useful
It spits out a wet nap.
I feed it a spork.
Merideth
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Posted on 2008-07-13 at 20:07:32.
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it coughs up every fast food menu on Earth along with mapquest directions on how to get to each and every one...this will take a while
I feed it all my insecurities
Lyskhala
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Posted on 2008-07-14 at 11:12:17.
Yum tasty.
The machine takes those insecurities and firmly secures them. Spitting out bonds, stocks, banknotes, and fungible and non-fungible securities too.
I feed it a bunch of Deer tics and a box of thumb tacs.
EvolutionJ
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Posted on 2008-07-15 at 15:37:29.
Well, of course...
...it spits out a box of venison flavored Tic-Tacs... on your Toe!
(Tic Tac Toe... get it?
*smacks Eol*)
I feed it a Mini Cooper, a half dozen clowns, three cheesesteaks, and a Dacshund named Sparky.
Eol Fefalas
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Posted on 2008-07-15 at 15:48:34.
whew hoo....That's a Saturday night for me!
It spits up Ronald McDonald with a sign that reads...will work for food.
I shove Carol Burnett in and also a Zen garden
Lyskhala
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Posted on 2008-07-15 at 16:05:54.
Zenified
It spits out Buddah.
I feed it a pack of gum.
Merideth
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Posted on 2008-07-15 at 16:45:57.
Spits out
It spits out a baby on a lawn chair that quickly floats away because of the giant bubbles tied to the edges of the chair.
I feed it a pound of sugar and hair from a furry midgets back (if it matters.. a male midgets back).
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Posted on 2008-07-15 at 18:39:53.
It spits out...
A Sugar Daddy. The icky candy type you get on Halloween and not the overly pimped out guy in the purple suit...
I feed it a sunkist orange and a silk tie.
Merideth
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Posted on 2008-07-16 at 00:20:34.
It spits out...
An orange cream popsicle.
I feed it a TPS report (w/o cover sheet) and a half gallon of JavaTrio concentrate
Deucalion
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Posted on 2008-07-16 at 00:27:31.
It spits out...
A Swingline Stapler.
I feed it a 40lbs pound bag of kitty litter (unused).
Merideth
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Posted on 2008-07-16 at 01:01:32.
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It spits out the Beach @ Normandy
I feed it 40 lbs of USED kitty litter.
Lyskhala
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Posted on 2008-07-16 at 11:31:43.
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