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It spits out an obe and a spandex body suit...

I feed it a fossilized dinosaur egg.

Muse-i-licious
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Posted on 2008-07-10 at 18:06:44.


Spits

it spits out one of those candied Dinasaur eggs. The Candy coated chocolate ones with the Gummi raptor inside.

I feed it a french maid's outfit with the pockets filled with those ornamental glass beads used in some CCG's.

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Posted on 2008-07-10 at 18:15:24.


Kinky

It spits out Pepe Lepu (I hope I spelled that right) looking for the maid who is longer wearing her uniform...

I feed it a rose bush.

Muse-i-licious
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Posted on 2008-07-10 at 18:20:04.
Edited on 2008-07-10 at 18:20:24 by Merideth


Ah!

It spits out Rosie O'Donnell covered in thorns ...


I puke into th emachine ...

Resident
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Posted on 2008-07-11 at 02:09:28.


How Useful

It spits out a wet nap.

I feed it a spork.

Muse-i-licious
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Posted on 2008-07-13 at 20:07:32.


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it coughs up every fast food menu on Earth along with mapquest directions on how to get to each and every one...this will take a while



I feed it all my insecurities

Kohai
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Posted on 2008-07-14 at 11:12:17.


Yum tasty.

The machine takes those insecurities and firmly secures them. Spitting out bonds, stocks, banknotes, and fungible and non-fungible securities too.

I feed it a bunch of Deer tics and a box of thumb tacs.

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Posted on 2008-07-15 at 15:37:29.


Well, of course...

...it spits out a box of venison flavored Tic-Tacs... on your Toe!

(Tic Tac Toe... get it? *smacks Eol*)

I feed it a Mini Cooper, a half dozen clowns, three cheesesteaks, and a Dacshund named Sparky.

Lord of the Possums
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Posted on 2008-07-15 at 15:48:34.


whew hoo....That's a Saturday night for me!

It spits up Ronald McDonald with a sign that reads...will work for food.





I shove Carol Burnett in and also a Zen garden

Kohai
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3600 Posts

Posted on 2008-07-15 at 16:05:54.


Zenified

It spits out Buddah.

I feed it a pack of gum.

Muse-i-licious
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Posted on 2008-07-15 at 16:45:57.


Spits out

It spits out a baby on a lawn chair that quickly floats away because of the giant bubbles tied to the edges of the chair.

I feed it a pound of sugar and hair from a furry midgets back (if it matters.. a male midgets back).


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Posted on 2008-07-15 at 18:39:53.


It spits out...

A Sugar Daddy. The icky candy type you get on Halloween and not the overly pimped out guy in the purple suit...

I feed it a sunkist orange and a silk tie.

Muse-i-licious
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Posted on 2008-07-16 at 00:20:34.


It spits out...

An orange cream popsicle.


I feed it a TPS report (w/o cover sheet) and a half gallon of JavaTrio concentrate

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Posted on 2008-07-16 at 00:27:31.


It spits out...

A Swingline Stapler.

I feed it a 40lbs pound bag of kitty litter (unused).

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Posted on 2008-07-16 at 01:01:32.


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It spits out the Beach @ Normandy




I feed it 40 lbs of USED kitty litter.

Kohai
Karma: 80/28
3600 Posts

Posted on 2008-07-16 at 11:31:43.


   




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