There is only one way to slow this baby down. Quick everyone face Grugg, place your thumb on your nose, wiggle your fingers, stick out your tongue and make flagellant sounds.
All Hail Grugg the Mighty!
Grugg the Merciful!
Grugg the Magnanimous!
We'll be right back after these important messages from Effexor XR!
(Edit: Do you have any idea how ridiculous I look right now after ducking under the table? Currently, there is a table in the common room that seems to be hovering at head level to most everyone else here at the Inn. And furthermore--*reaches over table* Yep, my _horns_ are sticking through the top of it. Great. I am wearing this table as a hat. *tosses coins to nearest Mod* Sorry 'bout the damages. If my comical table-hat is enough to appease Grugg and save Ody from his ire. . .totally worth it.)