...but no one ever takes me seriously.

Not so funny when the roos are gnawing on your neck and such, though, is it?

IS IT?!?!?

you should try slathering your neck in extract of malt, that will keep the Roo's away.

Although it might attract other, larger and more dangerous creatures.

M.

*gnawgnawgnaw*


Heeeey!

Did you just imply that I was more dangerous than a roo?

....


Have nothing...stopping people, yadda, yadda, yadda.

I was actually saying Tigger's were, but you are a close cousin.

Oh... and you can never stop us!

M.

from winning, yes, so far no one has and I am here to make sure no one does.

or wait... me now!

Keep trying.

M.

To Win? Naw, the concept of winning died in my first Last Post Wins, back in 2001. Today the only reason I join the LPW or similar threads/posts is to stop people from winning, since it places my post after those winning. I am doing my job, it makes it look like I would be aiming to win, by default, but not because of it being my goal.



Purpose Post.

Goals are good.

Dont you just hate it when a random person moves into first place?

Things just happen without warning.

this post may win (or not)

Is a slight possibility that you will win, I mean as long as no one post after you, then you definitely have the chances of winning, I am rooting for you.


False Encouragement Post.

Those killer 'Roos were actually vampires. That's why the were going for your necks. And the 'Roos think that goats are good too. Good to the last drop that is.

...everybody mambo!!!