It spits out 1 pound of clean, blank white paper.

I give it a translucent rainbow feather that I picked up that dropped from my right wing in that dream that I woke up from before I could find out what happens...

You suddenly feel the sensation of something soft and multicolored tickling your behinder-region ...


I feed it a box of 64 Crayola Crayons ...

It sputters and hacks, eventually nailing you in the leg with a 64-color rainbow. On an off note, the 'mouth' of the machine is now dripping molten but hardening clear wax.

I don't actually feed it. I don't have to, for the hapless man who stopped by to clean up the mess fed it himself. I watched while it snuck up on him, so I claim the act completed, waiting to see what it hurks out at the pile of cleaning supplies that the man had been assembling.

Edit: I completely forgot about the crayon -> rainbow from the first page when I first posted the demonic rainbow breath weapon XD.

It spits out every chick flick ever made...on betamax.

Unfortunately, i fed it my shoe inadvertantly. The damned thing ate it when i kicked it for the craptastic gift it left me.

you know, when i started this, i never thought it would take off so well.

It purposefully and spitefully (because you kicked it!) spits out a cursed aquamarine pendant that lands on you in such a way that you are now wearing it.

I feed it with a whispered secret.

it regurgitates every X rated dream you've ever had



I feed it aspirin to take care of the fever Reralee just gave it.

It gives you a handheld silver mirror that doesn't have a handle, but instead has two rings, one on each side that implies you'd hold it between your hands, and has a blue tassel attached to each ring.

I give it a writing set. (blank book, pencil, lead, eraser, and paper pad)

It spits out a novel.



I feed it 13 strands of Grugg's hair, the highest step of stairs which 13 men have walked under, and 13 shards of a broken mirror.

... and it sgorks out a leetle, teeny black cat with triskadecaphobia ...

I feed it the cat ...

Out comes a block of marble cheese.

I feed myself with the cheese and feed the vending machine with my shoes.

It throws up carrots on your bare feet



I feed it the hair off a dead possum and eye of newt

it "urps" out a stuffed, full-growed replica of Grugg.

*scoops up the carrots and dumps them in the "out" slot ...*

it spits out you.

I feed you back in.

It spits out a second Demonic Vending machine...



I feed the first one pocket lint and the second one my old no longer working watch...

The first one inverts through its mouth and dies. The second one gets hives and gives you the common cold.

I give it (the remaining one) a d43046721.