Hmmm... magic spatula? Nah, that's only good for flipping pancakes and smacking facelickers... *toss*
Underpants of Finn summoning? Nope... only works for the Finlandia types... *toss*
Socks of the sacred toe-jam? Ummmm... nah... only good when you're playing footsy... plus just a bit on the cheesy side... *toss*
AHA!!! *pulls out a compass and a square... draws a circle, squares the edges* Brom-a-loma-HI-Brom-a-heiney-HO!!!
*waits*
