Now, now.  You didn't think I was going to let your deaths be THAT easy did you?

I expect them to be painfully drawn out and horrific, actually...

Atta boy! 

Me reading that, "Oh! Well that's pretty lucky . . . Wait a minute . . . ."

Maybe the evil DM is setting a trap.  I mean, of course the evil DM is setting a trap, hello, this entire ADVENTURE is a trap.  Shuh.

Maybe the evil DM is recognizing that he took the only effective means of opening locks away from the party through no fault of their own, so he's trying to work with them. 

Nah, it's the trap thing.  They should turn around right now, and absolutely not investigate the cells/torture area/whatever the heck this thing ahead of them is!  I'm certain that allowing that priest to run free will have ZERO negative implications on their health and success. 

Our DM is benevolent and wise! Our DM would never do anything unexpected that would lead to our certain doom! Plus he's sooooooo darn good lookin'!!!

*slips 20 bucks in Olan's pocket and whispers* Kill the Cid first.

I totally take bribes, thanks!


Heh.  When the DM admits that he is both setting you up for a trap and railroading you into said trap. 

Aw, who am I kidding?  You're not being railroaded.  You guys leave now, I bet they let you go.  Too bad about Kith, sure, but good luck and thanks for the fish, amirite? 

And the silver screens have already confirmed that it takes more than the birth of a baby.  The little abominations are an affront to creation, and tend to die easily.  So even if our widdwe rogue gets to carry "A" baby, who says that Davena is right and it's "THE" baby?  Shucks, even if it is, there are probably YEARS to go before the death god can fullly manfest.  Plenty of time to die in normal adventures before then.  Who needs this crap?  Leave now!

If you hurt my sweet baby angel child . . . I will take that $20 Eol just gave you away and donate it to the non-baby-anchor-making fund!

Hurt her?  Nobody wants to hurt Kith.  She's special. 

There's lots of baby mommas in the world. How many people get to be godmommas for real? 

I need to borrow something sharp really quick. I promise to give it back immediately.

Thaaaaaaaaanks sweet cheeks.

No sharp objects for Kith.  No belts.  No shoelaces.  Etc, etc.

I bet she's not ready for Kith to kill her with . . . KINDNESS!

Lol jk it's a stranglehold.

...one of Ch'dau's falcata is named "fa'hili" which is kazari for kindness. 

JK Kazari don't have a word for that.

I asked our DM a question that had been nagging at me for a while about the green flames  and his reply prompted this post. Going to wait for Midge's reply before Ch'dau decides to move on (or not).

Very interesting!

I'm glad I asked but, at the same time, find myself filled with even more questions... imagine that!

Not going to ask our mage to burn a spell on a further inspection, though.

I find myself wondering if, just maybe, these green flames are affecting our vision, somehow... or even hiding something... and I'm almost tempted to try extinguishing one or all of them just to see what happens. That said, I don't know that such an experiment would even be worth the time wasted...

Anyone else have any thoughts on this?

Edit: I know! I know! "Dangit, Eol! Why do you have to think so much?!?! Just get Ch'dau in there and get us killed, already!"