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Lyskhala
Kohai
Karma: 80/28
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YECK

You finally found the magic combination...
It digests the hairballs and spits the DH poster back up along with a note that reads...HAZMAT not accepted here.




I feed it Randy Jackson, Paula Abdul and Simon Cowell


Posted on 2008-06-25 at 17:14:51.
Edited on 2008-06-25 at 17:15:22 by Lyskhala

Duncan74
Dunkelzahn
Karma: 61/1
931 Posts


Ewww

It spits out Ryan Seacrest. Who wouldn't?

I feed it a pineapple and a monkey.


Posted on 2008-06-25 at 19:49:35.

Oko
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Karma: 12/6
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Ice cream!!

it spits out a pint of Chunky Monkey


I feed it 4 Nintendo Power mags, a spent battery and a toothless comb


Posted on 2008-06-26 at 01:11:01.

Duncan74
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931 Posts


Oy!

It spits out a burnt-out and retired Mario.

I feed it a parrot, a jug of moonshine, and a water balloon.


Posted on 2008-06-26 at 01:51:46.

Deucalion
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Karma: 70/16
582 Posts


It spits out...

...a redneck pirate. (Inbred cousin of the Pirate-Ninja)

I feed it the character sheets of four very flawed player characters.


Posted on 2008-06-26 at 02:02:48.

Duncan74
Dunkelzahn
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931 Posts


Ptooey

It spits out the blood-smeared giant spiked rock, with some sweet candied nipples still stuck to it.

I feed it a bag of Cheetos and a bottle of Mountain Dew.


Posted on 2008-06-26 at 03:36:12.

Utan the Orange
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Aaaahahaha--gakkkk !!

Ack ! Ya made me sgork my caramel!

The machine spits up -- me!

And now that I'm back, I'll feed it two gumdrops (mint), a teaspoon of cod liver oil, and a toothpick.


Posted on 2008-06-26 at 03:54:27.

Duncan74
Dunkelzahn
Karma: 61/1
931 Posts


*sniff, sniff*

It spits out Pinocchio, smelling of fish.

I feed it Utan's caramel and a can of Easy Cheese.


Posted on 2008-06-26 at 07:00:10.

Lyskhala
Kohai
Karma: 80/28
3600 Posts


ummmm

It coughs up a bag of M&M's new caramel cheese candy.



I feed it all my bills


Posted on 2008-06-26 at 11:30:59.

Duncan74
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931 Posts


Egad!

It spits out collection agents with fangs and claws.

I feed it a trombone and a walrus.


Posted on 2008-06-26 at 16:15:08.

Utan the Orange
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458 Posts


smooooth!

It spits out Tennessee Ernie Ford singing "16 tons"


I feed it Paris Hilton AND Britney Spears ...


Posted on 2008-06-27 at 08:23:58.

Duncan74
Dunkelzahn
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931 Posts


Bom-chicka-wah-waaaah

It spits out an adult video store.

I feed it Donald Trump...and a duck-billed platypus.


Posted on 2008-06-27 at 14:49:14.

Lyskhala
Kohai
Karma: 80/28
3600 Posts


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It coughs up an egocentric duck with bad hair




I feed it a shiny Buffalo penny, a cherry poptart and Evander Holyfield's ear lobe


Posted on 2008-06-27 at 16:08:26.

Utan the Orange
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Karma: 23/18
458 Posts


Holy ---- field ...

it spits out a Ferengi wearing Fruit-of-the-Looms ...

[edit]
wait. a buffalo penny?
[tears the machine apart to get at the penny]

THEN I feed it one potato, two potato, three potato, four ...


Posted on 2008-06-27 at 16:34:45.
Edited on 2008-06-27 at 16:36:34 by Utan the Orange

Eol Fefalas
Lord of the Possums
RDI Staff
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8913 Posts


It spits out...

...five potato, six potato, seven potatoes more! And some deranged tater farmer hopped-up on Sevin dust weilding a blood-soaked garden hoe!


I feed the DVM, myself in an attempt to hide from aforementioned psycho-farmer and his rabid potatoes!


Posted on 2008-06-27 at 16:43:25.

   




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