It spits you back out, Eol...but now you have large potatoes affixed to your forehead...and a large bullhorn, announcing your rabid-potatoey presence to said psycho farmer.

I feed it an Atari 2600 and three angry ferrets.

You get 3 VERY much angrier Ferrets having a bad hair day taped together with ductape and covered with mashed Eol soaked tater tots

I feed it a nice and calm Cd of Relaxing with Nature and a bagpiper in full regalia

The machine shudders briefly, spits out the bagpipes and full regalia, and you hear a faint scream from inside the machine (with a definite scottisch accent) ...

I feed it a Leggo block, a Lincoln Log, and a Slinky ...

It spits out an Erector set.

I feed it a moldy cupcake and an arthritic gibbon.

It spits out a hairless gerbil.....


I feed it christmas lights........

You get a sunburnt Santa in swim trunks with 2 foxy elven babes clad in very brief swim wear hanging onto each arm.

I feed it 2 defunct airlines and 1 gas truck

It spits out George Bush.

I feed it an old pair of underwear and a G.I. Joe figure.

It regurgiatates david beckam wearing only a british flag and a sign that reads "will work for top wages and benfits"




I feed it the british flag

You get the Queen herself and an Maid dressed for the races. Thanking you for saving her from "Those unpleasant photographers" she gives you a 100 pound note and walks to the nearest convenience store for a Dog with chips.

I feed it a dead horse and a puppy mill owner

It spits out food that eats the dog.

I feed it a can of Spam.

It spits out Don Ho singing "Tiny Bubbles"



I feed it a pair of Foster Grant sunglasses, some suntan lotion and two one way tickets to Bali.

It spits out a lot of sand and 1 surprised Tuna fish

I feed it 2 Pillows and 1 dead cell phone

It spits out a 1:13 a.m. wake up call for your room at the Bates Motel and Anthony Perkins.



I feed it the sole of a moccassin, three hairs from a Bison's tail, an Albert Einstein action figure and half a roll of fruit flavored mentos.

It regurks Don King.


I feed it an empty baby food jar, a Frisbee, and a "dog-end" ...

ewwww....

It coughs up a hairball with a $50 bill inside




I feed it a pink Parakeet named "Fee Fee"