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Ole! It spits out guacamole with roach-bit garnish. I feed it a voodoo doll, a jar of peanut butter, two constipated lizards, and a gibbon in a clown suit. Duncan74 Dunkelzahn Karma: 61/1 931 Posts Posted on 2008-07-04 at 16:08:09.
yikes...poor baby the machine gasps, groans, and shudders violently then it spits out a mass of .....stuff??... and pants I give it some water and Tums Oko Resident Karma: 12/6 394 Posts Posted on 2008-07-04 at 16:21:15.
annnnnnd ... ... ... It belches and spits out a voodoo doll in a clown suit. I feed it the entire ruling council of OPEC (?) Utan the Orange Resident Karma: 23/18 458 Posts Posted on 2008-07-04 at 21:42:06.
... It spits out Sludge I feed it 6 Pokemon and 1 Thunder Cat Oko Resident Karma: 12/6 394 Posts Posted on 2008-07-06 at 06:51:40.
ooooOOOOoooo It spits out Sonic on steroids ... I feed it a full set of Ginsu knives and an angry goblin ... Utan the Orange Resident Karma: 23/18 458 Posts Posted on 2008-07-06 at 08:26:12.
.... you get Goblin Sushi!! I feed it Rampageing blue Kobolds Oko Resident Karma: 12/6 394 Posts Posted on 2008-07-06 at 16:01:17.
You broke it! It spits out absolutely nothing... The Rampaging Blue Kobolds decided that the DVM makes a nice, comfy-coz little warren and, as such, move in, make themselves comfortable, and start hoarding everything that gets dumped into their new cave through the "magical gimme slot." In hopes of fixing the DVM, I feed it a Black Flag bug bomb, three sheets of super-sticky rodent traps, and an entire library of Richard Simmons Sweating to the Oldies videos... on BetaMax. Die, Kobolds! Diiiiiiie! Or sweat yourselves silly and make horrible choices in aerobic apparel. Eol Fefalas Lord of the Possums RDI Staff Karma: 475/29 8917 Posts Posted on 2008-07-07 at 18:14:38.
??? It spits out fabulously fit blue kobolds, dressed in hot pink short-shorts, sporting afros, listening to a Black Flag album...on 8-track. Duncan74 Dunkelzahn Karma: 61/1 931 Posts Posted on 2008-07-08 at 11:47:26.
And... Feed it what? You can't not feed the DVM, it's not like Grugg... Merideth Muse-i-licious RDI Staff Karma: 186/13 3273 Posts Posted on 2008-07-09 at 15:52:55.
Maybe... ...Duncan didn't feed it anything because the Richard Simmons kobolds fed him to it instead? Eol Fefalas Lord of the Possums RDI Staff Karma: 475/29 8917 Posts Posted on 2008-07-09 at 16:06:06.
hmmm Meri stands by the DVM for a few minutes debating whether or not she should try and get Duncan out of the thing... But then it spits him back out, covered in motor oil and wearing a rather nice pink teddy from Vickies Secret. Meri hands him a papertowel. Then feeds the machine a pile of empty cd cases. Merideth Muse-i-licious RDI Staff Karma: 186/13 3273 Posts Posted on 2008-07-10 at 02:05:16.
ahhhh, yup ! It spits out the cases, each with a digitally-mastered album of Barry Manilow's Greatest Hits ... I feed it Britney Spears' little brat ... in full regalia ... Utan the Orange Resident Karma: 23/18 458 Posts Posted on 2008-07-10 at 04:12:11.
Opps Out pops the Bag Piper in new Regalia looking a bit tired but happy sporting a blue scaled garter. I feed it an eye of knewt, 1 kazanti and 1 Founder Oko Resident Karma: 12/6 394 Posts Posted on 2008-07-10 at 04:26:07.
<><><> It spits up a confused DM I feed it our control freak admin assistant...GOOD LUCK DVM. Lyskhala Kohai Karma: 80/28 3600 Posts Posted on 2008-07-10 at 11:50:26.
Dangit, did it again. Gah, sorry bout my last post; got ahead of myself again. It spits out a large roll of red tape. I feed it a sumo wrestler and a yoga instructor. Duncan74 Dunkelzahn Karma: 61/1 931 Posts Posted on 2008-07-10 at 16:50:00.

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