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Duncan74
Dunkelzahn
Karma: 61/1
931 Posts
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Ole!
It spits out guacamole with roach-bit garnish.
I feed it a voodoo doll, a jar of peanut butter, two constipated lizards, and a gibbon in a clown suit.
Posted on 2008-07-04 at 16:08:09.
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Oko
Resident
Karma: 12/6
394 Posts
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yikes...poor baby
the machine gasps, groans, and shudders violently then it spits out a mass of .....stuff??... and pants
I give it some water and Tums
Posted on 2008-07-04 at 16:21:15.
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Utan the Orange
Resident
Karma: 23/18
458 Posts
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annnnnnd ... ... ...
It belches and spits out a voodoo doll in a clown suit.
I feed it the entire ruling council of OPEC (?)
Posted on 2008-07-04 at 21:42:06.
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Oko
Resident
Karma: 12/6
394 Posts
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It spits out Sludge
I feed it 6 Pokemon and 1 Thunder Cat
Posted on 2008-07-06 at 06:51:40.
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Utan the Orange
Resident
Karma: 23/18
458 Posts
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ooooOOOOoooo
It spits out Sonic on steroids ...
I feed it a full set of Ginsu knives and an angry goblin ...
Posted on 2008-07-06 at 08:26:12.
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Oko
Resident
Karma: 12/6
394 Posts
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....
you get Goblin Sushi!!
I feed it Rampageing blue Kobolds
Posted on 2008-07-06 at 16:01:17.
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Eol Fefalas
Lord of the Possums
RDI Staff
Karma: 475/29
8913 Posts
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You broke it!
It spits out absolutely nothing... The Rampaging Blue Kobolds decided that the DVM makes a nice, comfy-coz little warren and, as such, move in, make themselves comfortable, and start hoarding everything that gets dumped into their new cave through the "magical gimme slot."
In hopes of fixing the DVM, I feed it a Black Flag bug bomb, three sheets of super-sticky rodent traps, and an entire library of Richard Simmons Sweating to the Oldies videos... on BetaMax. 
Die, Kobolds! Diiiiiiie! Or sweat yourselves silly and make horrible choices in aerobic apparel. 
Posted on 2008-07-07 at 18:14:38.
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Duncan74
Dunkelzahn
Karma: 61/1
931 Posts
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???
It spits out fabulously fit blue kobolds, dressed in hot pink short-shorts, sporting afros, listening to a Black Flag album...on 8-track.
Posted on 2008-07-08 at 11:47:26.
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Merideth
Muse-i-licious
RDI Staff
Karma: 186/13
3273 Posts
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And...
Feed it what? You can't not feed the DVM, it's not like Grugg...
Posted on 2008-07-09 at 15:52:55.
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Eol Fefalas
Lord of the Possums
RDI Staff
Karma: 475/29
8913 Posts
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Maybe...
...Duncan didn't feed it anything because the Richard Simmons kobolds fed him to it instead? 
Posted on 2008-07-09 at 16:06:06.
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Merideth
Muse-i-licious
RDI Staff
Karma: 186/13
3273 Posts
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hmmm
Meri stands by the DVM for a few minutes debating whether or not she should try and get Duncan out of the thing...
But then it spits him back out, covered in motor oil and wearing a rather nice pink teddy from Vickies Secret.
Meri hands him a papertowel.
Then feeds the machine a pile of empty cd cases.
Posted on 2008-07-10 at 02:05:16.
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Utan the Orange
Resident
Karma: 23/18
458 Posts
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ahhhh, yup !
It spits out the cases, each with a digitally-mastered album of Barry Manilow's Greatest Hits ...
I feed it Britney Spears' little brat ... in full regalia ...
Posted on 2008-07-10 at 04:12:11.
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Oko
Resident
Karma: 12/6
394 Posts
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Opps
Out pops the Bag Piper in new Regalia looking a bit tired but happy  sporting a blue scaled garter.
I feed it an eye of knewt, 1 kazanti and 1 Founder 
Posted on 2008-07-10 at 04:26:07.
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Lyskhala
Kohai
Karma: 80/28
3600 Posts
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It spits up a confused DM
I feed it our control freak admin assistant...GOOD LUCK DVM.
Posted on 2008-07-10 at 11:50:26.
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Duncan74
Dunkelzahn
Karma: 61/1
931 Posts
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Dangit, did it again.
Gah, sorry bout my last post; got ahead of myself again.
It spits out a large roll of red tape.
I feed it a sumo wrestler and a yoga instructor.
Posted on 2008-07-10 at 16:50:00.
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