It spits out 40lbs of dog food with little chocolate suprises inside. (Looks very similar to what was put in)

I feed it a map of Japan and a Chip and dale dancer from the late 80's.

A pair of chop sticks held together with a little black bow tie.


I feed it a baby basinet and a water mocassin.

It hocs up a Queen Anne headboard
buuuuuurp...



I feed it a box of baking soda, some vinegar and a moth ball

Spits out a 1985 science fair volcano and a wedding dress from around the same time.

I feed it a small purple stuffed whale and a empty pepper grinder.

You get a purple stuffed pepper grinder stuffed full of fluff and a pepper stuffed whale.

I feed it 3 butterflys and 2 puppys

it spits out a zebra with fleas




I feed it a gallon of arsenic and all those rude crude people at the movies who annoy the hell outta me.

It spits out a rotten bucket of popcorn that smells strangly like almonds.

I feed it an alcohol swab and written consent to dance with impunity.

It coughs up the limited edition of the Pam & Tommy Kamasutra manual




I feed it broccoli, Grilled chicken and mashed potatoes

it returns a Grilled Tuna fish (with fins and scales) on a whole wheat bun.

I feed it some more smashed avacados flavered with fruit flys.

It spits out a tape of Strawberry Shorcake goes to the Big Apple City! It chronicles Strawberry Shortcake's trip to Big Apple City so she can compete in a baking contest at "the little theater off Times Pear." Strawberry's journey, however, is in jeopardy due to the constant interference of the Peculiar Purple Pieman of Porcupine Peak, who is her only competition in the bake-off. The Pieman counts on his kohlrabi cookies and a little trickery to beat Strawberry and her famous shortcake.

I feed it a fat man in a little coat and a Lime Chili flavor with Shrimp Instant Lunch ramen.

It spits out Mini Me dressed like Carmen Miranda




I feed it my bad attitude

It spits out a tape of Strawberry Shorcake goes to the Big Apple City! It chronicles Strawberry Shortcake's trip to Big Apple City so she can compete in a baking contest at ...


I feed it a binder full of my spanish homework and a an angst ridden emo teen with acne problems.

It spits out William Hung singing Ricky Martin's greatest hits


I feed it one penny loafer, a bucket of sand and an old Elvis movie.

It spits out a rabid headge hog with sand in its fur.


I feed it a Zatch Bell DVD and a well read Manga.

It spits out a samurai, who immediatly feels embarassed over the Manga and commits seppuku.

I feed it Sleeping Beauty doll in her underwear.