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It Spits Out...

A sign for a Garage Sale...

I feed it a taiko drummer, a lawn chair and a piece of kelp.

Muse-i-licious
RDI Staff
Karma: 186/13
3273 Posts

Posted on 2008-09-02 at 02:48:07.


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It regurgitates a Tiger Wood's limited edition putter and a peanut.



I feed it a three ring binder and and Donald Trump's hair

Kohai
Karma: 80/28
3600 Posts

Posted on 2008-09-02 at 17:58:31.


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it spits out all the discrepancies in financial reports for all of Trumps companies...


I feed it a pile of random papers

Resident
Karma: 11/20
491 Posts

Posted on 2008-09-03 at 15:05:53.


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It spits out the complete series of X-Factor comics starring "Random"




I feed it the leftover pepperoni pizza from our working lunch today

Kohai
Karma: 80/28
3600 Posts

Posted on 2008-09-03 at 16:39:30.


Left over pizza!!!!!

The DVM spits out nothing because Eol dove in after the pizza and managed to scarf it all down before it got to process...

...which means, I feed it ME!

Lord of the Possums
RDI Staff
Karma: 475/29
8917 Posts

Posted on 2008-09-03 at 17:22:36.


Congrats Eol, that got an applaud.... :)

It spits out a penguin, dressed in a beanie and spats doing the polka while reciting Poe.

I feed it Christmas.

Muse-i-licious
RDI Staff
Karma: 186/13
3273 Posts

Posted on 2008-09-03 at 18:54:32.


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It spits out Easter...


I Feed it some hopes and dreams

Resident
Karma: 11/20
491 Posts

Posted on 2008-09-04 at 03:59:29.


Buuuuuurp!

It spits out rejection and abject failure... (It is Demonic, after all... ya were expecting maybe ponies and cotton candy?)


Heeeeey!

I feed it ponies and cotton candy...

Lord of the Possums
RDI Staff
Karma: 475/29
8917 Posts

Posted on 2008-09-05 at 14:50:50.


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it spits out Grugg's last meal



I feed it door #2 and a yellow highligter pen

Kohai
Karma: 80/28
3600 Posts

Posted on 2008-09-09 at 17:21:16.


It spits out...

Monty Hall with jaundice.


I feed it the last three posting games threads through which I've been stalking Lysk ("How it's done", "Last one to post", and "^,<,V" )

Lord of the Possums
RDI Staff
Karma: 475/29
8917 Posts

Posted on 2008-09-09 at 17:24:42.


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It spits out an anemic Ninja wearing a form fitting yellow "tracksuit" aka a unitard


I feed it the form fitting yellow tracksuit

Kohai
Karma: 80/28
3600 Posts

Posted on 2008-09-09 at 17:27:54.


hehhe

it spits out Eol in only underwear

I feed it a box of pencils and a 1000 sheets of paper

Resident
Karma: 11/20
491 Posts

Posted on 2008-09-10 at 05:38:40.


Hey! I've had this dream before!

It spits out a pencil-whipped TPR report... with no coversheet!


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I feed it a red, swingline stapler....


...and then go to find some clothes.

Lord of the Possums
RDI Staff
Karma: 475/29
8917 Posts

Posted on 2008-09-11 at 12:54:57.


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forget the clothes
it gives you a slice of apple pie and a broken fork.




I shove this whole f'd up election down it's throat.

Kohai
Karma: 80/28
3600 Posts

Posted on 2008-09-11 at 17:40:52.
Edited on 2008-09-11 at 17:41:58 by Lyskhala


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It spits out a Statue of John McCain standing in Iraq announcing that it has finally stabilized and that America was done with it


I feed it Iraq

Resident
Karma: 11/20
491 Posts

Posted on 2008-09-15 at 12:45:22.


   




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