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Messages in Demonic Vending Machine
It Spits Out...
A sign for a Garage Sale...
I feed it a taiko drummer, a lawn chair and a piece of kelp.
Merideth
Muse-i-licious
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Posted on 2008-09-02 at 02:48:07.
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It regurgitates a Tiger Wood's limited edition putter and a peanut.
I feed it a three ring binder and and Donald Trump's hair
Lyskhala
Kohai
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Posted on 2008-09-02 at 17:58:31.
0.0
it spits out all the discrepancies in financial reports for all of Trumps companies...
I feed it a pile of random papers
ruler of the shadows
Resident
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Posted on 2008-09-03 at 15:05:53.
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It spits out the complete series of X-Factor comics starring "Random"
I feed it the leftover pepperoni pizza from our working lunch today
Lyskhala
Kohai
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Posted on 2008-09-03 at 16:39:30.
Left over pizza!!!!!
The DVM spits out nothing because Eol dove in after the pizza and managed to scarf it all down before it got to process...
...which means, I feed it ME!
Eol Fefalas
Lord of the Possums
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Posted on 2008-09-03 at 17:22:36.
Congrats Eol, that got an applaud.... :)
It spits out a penguin, dressed in a beanie and spats doing the polka while reciting Poe.
I feed it Christmas.
Merideth
Muse-i-licious
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Posted on 2008-09-03 at 18:54:32.
...
It spits out Easter...
I Feed it some hopes and dreams
ruler of the shadows
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Posted on 2008-09-04 at 03:59:29.
Buuuuuurp!
It spits out rejection and abject failure... (It
is
Demonic, after all... ya were expecting maybe ponies and cotton candy?)
Heeeeey!
I feed it ponies and cotton candy...
Eol Fefalas
Lord of the Possums
RDI Staff
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Posted on 2008-09-05 at 14:50:50.
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it spits out Grugg's last meal
I feed it door #2 and a yellow highligter pen
Lyskhala
Kohai
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Posted on 2008-09-09 at 17:21:16.
It spits out...
Monty Hall with jaundice.
I feed it the last three posting games threads through which I've been stalking Lysk ("How it's done", "Last one to post", and "^,<,V" )
Eol Fefalas
Lord of the Possums
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Posted on 2008-09-09 at 17:24:42.
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It spits out an anemic Ninja wearing a form fitting yellow "tracksuit" aka a unitard
I feed it the form fitting yellow tracksuit
Lyskhala
Kohai
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Posted on 2008-09-09 at 17:27:54.
hehhe
it spits out Eol in only underwear
I feed it a box of pencils and a 1000 sheets of paper
ruler of the shadows
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Posted on 2008-09-10 at 05:38:40.
Hey! I've had this dream before!
It spits out a pencil-whipped TPR report... with no coversheet!
~~~~~~~
I feed it a red, swingline stapler....
...and then go to find some clothes.
Eol Fefalas
Lord of the Possums
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Posted on 2008-09-11 at 12:54:57.
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forget the clothes
it gives you a slice of apple pie and a broken fork.
I shove this whole f'd up election down it's throat.
Lyskhala
Kohai
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Posted on 2008-09-11 at 17:40:52.
Edited on 2008-09-11 at 17:41:58 by Lyskhala
...
It spits out a Statue of John McCain standing in Iraq announcing that it has finally stabilized and that America was done with it
I feed it Iraq
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Posted on 2008-09-15 at 12:45:22.
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