It spits out a Red Bull.

I feed it all of the kitten toys I got for my kitties for Christmas that they won't play with...

a ball of yarn and a cardboard box

I feed it world of warcraft wrath of the lich king cd

Mr. T... he plays WoW... I saw it on TV!

I feed it a harpiscord and King Henry the VIII.

...second verse, same as the first... chamber music style.

I feed it a scraped knuckle, a drumstick, and a blue moon.

Nyx, with a big grin on his face because he just ridded the world of Reginald

I feed it all the Christmas decorations (seems easier than repacking them up)...

It spits out the Valentine's Day aisle at Wal-mart!

I feed it two turtle doves and a partridge in a pair of trees.

There is some strange cooing coming from the machine, a few feathers fly out of the bottom, then a bit of blood. Not long after the whole thing shakes and there is a loud squack... next the sounds of saws and hammers while sawdust spews out the sides.

Finally it spits out a wooden baby cradel with two half breed turtledove-partridge baby birds in it and the proud parents following after with a slight blush in their cheeks.


I feed it kitty food.

99 cats and an old shoe shaped house.

I feed mickey mouse

A slight confused looking Nazi soldier.

(psstt... Ion that's another movie reference )

I feed it a pair of handcuffs, a bottle of wine and a book on the theory of Creationalism.

It spits our a pair of leggings

I feed it olives

Oil.

I feed it a penguin, a giraffe an a really pissed off pair of tennis shoes.

It spits out a Zimbabwe track star in a tuxedo

I feed it a gryphon named Skandranon (from the book Black Gryphon, White Gryphon, and Silver Gryphon)

It spits out a Native American named Sakagewa
(although how can we really call them Native American's? At the time they were still the native's of this land America really didn't exist. Oh just stop me now before I continue my rant on the illogicalness of some of our PC terminology)

I feed it illogical PC terminology.

It spits out the Gibberish Dictionary

I feed it Webster's Dictionary

It spits out the four girls I ran into in the lab waiting room today that could not figure out that words have many letters in them, and that most of those letters are not silent. 'Wha? We in de buildin' cross de stree' is NOT ENGLISH.

*and thus ends Meri's rant*

I feed it my angst.