I heard someone ask someone i they wanted to "Help clean their bed". Worked though...

that doesn't even make sense...
I hate to think what kinda chick would fall for that..

Are you sure it wasn't you Grugg?

It wasn't me...it was him *gestures to someone you all can't see as you're not here! So ha!*

yeah ok.

What about, "Those pants are way to big on you. You shouldn't be in them alone." for a terrible pick up line? lol

I seem to have lost my phone number...can I borrow yours?

"You may not believe it but I have an entire dictionary tattooed on my d***. Why don't I come on over and put some words in your mouth?"

The word of the day is legs...no let us go home and spread the word.

lmao

"I like your pants... They'd look better in a pile on my bedroom floor."

Umm... Let me see if I can remember.. My freind told me what to say to pretty girls... Umm.. Oh yeah! If I said you had a beautiful body would you not like pizza?

(Works best if you imagine it in a little piping Kender voice, or course.)

What about this one, "I leave for Iraq tomorrow and I may never come back alive. Wouldn't you like to leave me with a good feeling about America?"

those are hilarious!
how's about this one?

Hi, I'm foreign. I've got Russian hands and Roman fingers.

lol.
Is there actually anyone who uses these lines who thinks they'll work?

Let's see...I'm...foreign *writes in little notepad*


(TO himself) Oh yes Grugg...the ladies will love you...

Oh, they'll work. The question is: Do you really want to do anything with the sort of person they work on?