It's a future ingredient for
It spits out a bottle of Canadian Club Whiskey.
I feed it a Manhattan, A Cosmopolitan and a blonde girl weighing exactly 100 lbs.
Tapped Out Bullywog
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Posted on 2010-01-28 at 01:47:59.
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Manhattan's are gross!
It spits out... a broken bar table, a red bra and a few male patrons in a fist fight.
I feed it a bottle of Romulan Ale and a pixie.
Muse-i-licious
RDI Staff
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3273 Posts
Posted on 2010-01-28 at 01:52:34.
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It spits out
Absinthe (the real stuff made from wormwood not the imitation stuff)
I feed it a transporter, a holodeck, and Worf.
Tapped Out Bullywog
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Posted on 2010-01-28 at 01:56:16.
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It spits out
Angry rabid Tribbles playing WoW!
I feed it a gallon of diesel
Welcome Waggin'
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1245 Posts
Posted on 2010-01-28 at 04:42:26.
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I'm glad I let someone else take Ion's last one, the Tribbles was better than anything I had...
It spits out... a Smart Car
I feed it a medical cadavar.
Muse-i-licious
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Posted on 2010-01-29 at 18:57:05.
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Let's hear it for ST:TOS!
It spits out a Berserk Flesh Golem ("I attempt to Turn Undead. No?? Craapp!)
I feed it my stuffed animal collection. (as in, cute fuzzy toys, not previously living critters' heads on the wall)
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Posted on 2010-01-30 at 15:46:32.
Edited on 2010-01-31 at 10:41:39 by Pit F(r)iend
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How many stuffed animals can a fiend really collect?
It spits out a gigantic stuffed purple wyrm.
I feed the wyrm a flute...
Then feed the vending machine a bag of crispy M&M's
Muse-i-licious
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Posted on 2010-02-02 at 21:43:00.
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As many as he pleases gottaproblemwitdat? :)
It spits out snarky talking Tootsie Rolls. "Nice store ya got here. It'd be a shame if something _happened_ to it, y'know?"
I feed it the GruggKitty
(ps most of my stuffed animals are dragons if that's a better mental pic one is even the Vorpal Bunny from Holy Grail  )
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Posted on 2010-02-03 at 04:56:36.
Edited on 2010-02-03 at 04:58:03 by Pit F(r)iend
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Slightly better yes... I have the Bunny too, and the Grail, although it is plastic and completly usa
It spits out John Cleese
I feed it a vase full of flowers.
Muse-i-licious
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3273 Posts
Posted on 2010-02-03 at 15:45:45.
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Didja know J Cleese Hated Cats??
It spits out Purple Killer Bees!
I feed it A Flock of Seagulls
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1245 Posts
Posted on 2010-02-04 at 07:52:46.
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It ran!
After locating it again, I feed it a halloween-mask, a tube of gorilla glue, and an antimatter sponge... cuz I can!
Lord of the Possums
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Posted on 2010-02-04 at 22:40:17.
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I'm contemplating the concept of an antimatter sponge...
It implodes on itself, turning into a great vaccum.
Because of this I don't have to feed it, it sucks in the world.
Muse-i-licious
RDI Staff
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3273 Posts
Posted on 2010-02-05 at 02:13:54.
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But Then. . .dunh-Dunh-DUNNNH!
As the DVM continues to behave like a quasi-singularity, it sucks in MegaMaid, a ginormous housekeeping ship-robot, and just before MegaMaid is slurped up by the DVM she (say it with me, kiddies) "goes from suck to blow!" Counteracting the DVM's ravenous intake. The resulting trauma reverses the DVM's actions and it violently regurgitates the contents (ingoing as well as output) from the last ten pages of posts.
"And on the seventh day, he rested."
Ctrl+Alt+Del
I feed it a box of Twinkies and some grape soda
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Posted on 2010-02-05 at 04:52:45.
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Back on Zombies...
It spits out Tallahassee...
I feed it Wheat Crackers and a music box (some of the random items on my coffee table atm)...
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3273 Posts
Posted on 2010-02-06 at 21:42:08.
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Back to Zombies after these messages
It spits out a garden gnome (living construct) dancing and trying to whistle "On the Road Again" with a mouth full of crackers. He's not doing well, not well at all.
I feed it a calculator and my Zombie MtG deck, which I'm converting back to a mill deck instead of straight combat/creature kill.
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Posted on 2010-02-06 at 22:18:08.
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Shadows of the Empire
LOTPWII
Is that an active game?
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