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Strrrrrrike One..........

It spit out the Cleveland Indian's mascot "Slider". He's big, he's bubble gum pink,and he's tacky!

I fed it a steel guitar, a watermelon and Howie Mandel.

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Posted on 2010-07-28 at 01:56:17.


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It spits out the worst Junior Brown impersonator ever! The studio audience of Austin City Limits were not pleased, and pelted the poor man with, you guessed it, watermelons.

Don't Mess With Texas, y'all. Mr. Mandel needs to stick to blowing up rubber gloves pulled over his head.

I feed it a scroll of Rope Trick and Carrot Top


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Posted on 2010-07-28 at 11:35:20.


Whippeee............

It spit out A.J.Silver doing a standup routin at the Calgary Stampede. Cowboy comedy and ropeing extraordinaire.

I fed it bottle of Chianti, a bottle Champaign, an Italian Dinner and 37 years of stress.


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Posted on 2010-07-29 at 00:56:57.


Funny, funny....

It spit out the hilarious Jim Carrey.

I feed it a pillow.

Veteran Visitor
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Posted on 2010-07-29 at 03:22:38.


They are on the loose! Seriously! Not kidding!

It spits out 10,000 bedbugs that can go 18 months between feedings (true!)

I feed it a walnut

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Posted on 2010-07-29 at 11:03:43.


Remember that joke about squirrels and light bulbs?

It spits out a squirrel.

I feed it a light bulb.

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Posted on 2010-07-29 at 15:43:01.


Thank. You. Google!

It spits out a rubber chicken.

I feed it a KFC Double Down.

(At the risk of embarrassing myself, that was a Spongebob reference you were making, sunow4?)

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Posted on 2010-07-30 at 12:33:01.
Edited on 2010-07-30 at 12:41:53 by Pit F(r)iend


Pfft... na... ok yes....

Pfft... no... alright yep. I like SpongeBob. He's funny sometimes. I just love randomness. Favorite kind of comedy.

Back to the game though.

It spits out a racoon.

I feed it the racoon.

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Posted on 2010-07-31 at 02:12:55.


If you like random, check this out!

It spits out Lifty and Shifty from Happy Tree Friends


I feed it Handy from Happy Tree Friends and Mike Judge

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Posted on 2010-07-31 at 17:18:56.


Spittle...

It spits out a Care Bear.

I feed it a steel toe boot.

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Posted on 2010-07-31 at 18:04:44.


Phlegm?

It spits out a Tonka Truck

I feed it Green Lantern's Ring and The One Ring from LotR

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Posted on 2010-07-31 at 18:11:26.


Lol, good one,

Good one, it spits out the green lantern and sauron. lol

I feed it a hamster.

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Posted on 2010-07-31 at 18:13:02.


qwerty

It spits out a Spongmonkey.

Check out rathergood.com for vids--they are hilarious!


I feed it a rat and a nine-volt battery.

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Posted on 2010-07-31 at 18:23:17.


It...

It spits out a radioactive mutant rat.

I feed it a chair cushion.

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Posted on 2010-07-31 at 19:44:33.


All Glory to the Hypnotoad!

It spits out a misbehaving dog, it's mouth filled with the stuffing.


I feed it a frozen turkey and a Rockstar energy drink.

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Posted on 2010-08-05 at 11:54:15.


   




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