It spit out a Red Cross First Aid kit.

I fed it a rain drop, a Rose petal and "Gruggsy".

It spits out Audrey from Little Shop of Horrors

(too easy, once you added the rose petal)

I feed it a ukulele and Peter Cetera.

It spits out a bad toupee.

I feed it THAC0.

It spits out Action Points

I feed it The Last Unicorn.

It spit out Monodon monoceros. ( Look it up. )


I fed it a peach pit, a can of WD40 and a cup of coffee.

The Machine doesn't 'spit' out anything so much as out rockets a peach tree growing like caffeinated, greased lightning, the force of which knocks the vending machine onto its back. The tree, standing straight up now, goes through multiple seasons' worth of harvest within a few minutes, showering the surrounding area in a small mountain of fruit. Finally, with a massive crack and a groan, the bare tree is dragged back within the vending machine, branches being forced together as they are sucked forcefully through the slot.

After the last branch at the top of the tree vanishes within the portal of demonic oblivion, it issues an exceptionally impolite belch in classic comedy style.

If anyone wishes to sample one of the peaches, it tastes normal, but with an odd undercurrent of sweetened coffee. It has the same awakening effects as one cup in addition to acting as a potion of Cat's Grace.

Note: Yeah, I fed it the tree, even though it did all the work.

But I'm not really sure what it was... it flew by way to fast for me to see it and besides I was eating these peaches and mopping the floor and squeegying all the windows and vacuuming the goats and putting Grugg's hair up in pigtails and eating peaches... Man these things are good! Have you tried them? Awesome! Gotta go make the coffee, now... right after I have another one of these peaches... and windex the vending machine... Aww... heck...

*feeds it the windex, a handful of peaches, and my green and pink polka dotted hat*

Coffee's a wastin!

It spit out Mike Rowe on a bad LSD trip.


I fed it kazoo, a french fry and a blank stare.

It spits out a manga graphic novel, but with each page taken from a different source, all of which has at least one character shown with that blank look.

I feed it a teardrop.

it spits out an anime lolcat with a sad look and one teardrop down its cheek.

i feed it a cookie and choo choo bear.

"That's the way the cookie bounces, buddy bear!"


I feed it a frozen yogurt cone and pizza rolls.

It spit a bowl of spumoni.

I feed it an egg shell, two tacks, 4 washers and a box of jello.

It spits out a gelatinous cube foraging in my kitchen.

I feed it an amp (the drink), some coffee, and a Mountain Dew.

It spits out a World of Warcraft player, using all her level 70 characters to solo Magtheridan's Lair! Look at 'er twitch, she oughta see a doctor. . .

I feed it a bottle of wine and Sad Keanu.

It spit and new wine cooler commercial for "Bratle & James" with Keanu wearing the ball cap and playing the part of Ed.
"And we thank you for your support!"


I fed it a Milk Bone, Catnip and a Colt 45.