It spits out my last dinner.

I feed it my old socks and a strainer.

And quote: "i feed dragodom himself"
You fed Dragodom, not the DMV. Sorry Lifespring.

Foot juice (high in protien )

I feed it my unedited post.

it spits out salt

i feed it dragodom and partyscout.

It spit out a Tenderfoot Scout.

I feed it musk melon, peanut butter and a frost cold mug of "Good Old Froth-n-Slosh".

it at first thinks o spewing, but after the froth n slosh, it spits forth 10 tokens to chuckie cheese.

in return i feed it air hockey pucks

It spits out--they used to be called "Big Wheels," now I think they're "King Dons" or something. . .no no it's "Ding Dongs" now. (Sheesh, three cups of coffee kick in already!)


I feed it lighter fluid and Elmer's Glue.

It spit out a tube of Coghlans Fire Paste.


I fed it a Tootsie Roll, a rutabaga and spider.

It spits out three very disappointed children at your doorstep Sunday night. They were dressed as "Twilight" characters, so they got what was coming to them.

I feed it candy corn, bottle caps and those Circus Peanut marshmallow things.

it spits forth reluctantly three gorgeous moms of the twilight kids, all dressed as Lifespring ^^.

i try to re-feed the machine from before more candy bars and twizzlers, and feed it again with crunchy yet sweet and delicious demon bats!

It spit out three Dads of the Twilight Kid looking for a Bud Light and dressed like Ody.

I fed a pineapple, beef jerky and apple cider.

a drum set?

I feed it the drum set

It spit out Ringo Starr.

I fed it Brad Paisley, a cuckoo clock and a hotdog. .

It spits out Natalie Maines ranting in the park that Randy Quaid is not crazy and people ARE out to get him. She's also covered in chili, cheese and onions. No one is making eye contact with her, not even the squirrels.

I feed it chocolate bars and sandpaper

It spit out a bar of Carob soap.

I fed it GRAVY GRAVY GRAVY GRAVY
GRAVY GRAVY GRAVY GRAVY and biscuits.

It spits out that dog from an old Warner Brothers cartoon who commanded his cat lackey to rob the butcher shop for him "And don't forget the gravy!"

(Since a lot of Innmates are too young to remember this one: the 'toon ends with the dog stuffed to the gills with ill-gotten meat and unable to move. The cat then puts a funnel in the dog's mouth and maliciously proceeds to force-feed him what appears to be a 5-gallon jug of gravy.)

I feed it some watercress, bean sprouts and ginger ale--for some reason it doesn't look too well.