It's spits out nothing... because most everything that involves a whip, a wipe, and a pipe at the same time are best done behind closed doors (or behind the locked front panel of the DVM in this case).




I feed it all of the towels that have been handed out to Innmates in advance of their facelicks and a box of Bounce drier sheets.

It spits out the battered remains of Snuggles the Bear, spokesperson for Sunggles brand fabric softener.

I feed it my violated childhood memories and the tears of a generation.

out pops miley cyrus ( bubbles), lady gaga(butter cup), and Lindsey lohan(blossem) dressed as power puff girls.who procede to look for more mysterious Chemical X.


i put in a ball of xmas colored yarn, an gundum zero figureine, a d-20 die.

It belches forth McFly, the band unfortunately, not the surname of the Back to the Future character.

I feed it Ireland.

It spits out a 24 for everyone


I feed it a bowler hat, a cat, and a baseball bat

I feed it a frosty reception and harsh words.

You mother-in-law pops out holding a mimosa.

I feed it coffee, a blanket, and a copy of Treasure Island.

It spit out.....



I fed a date, weight and a confused state.

It spits out the Dude,... You know, that or, uh, His Dudeness, or uh, Duder, or El Duderino if you're not into the whole brevity thing.

I feed it a DMC-12, 1.21 gigawatts of direct current & a glass of Ice tea.

...an evening on the front porch in 1955.




I feed the DVM a horse, "The Source," and No Remorse! (Cuz you whackadoos have me rhyming all Seuss like and such, now!)

It spit out Tiny Tim singing "Pony Boy".

I fed it a ballot, a wallet and a kazoo.

The DVM sensuously licks its lips and expectorates a musical, multicoloured bank account with a buzzing, masculine tenor and high hopes for the Democrats this year.

I shovel in some Russians, a desert rose, and an Englishman in New York

It spit out Sean Connery as Captain Marko Ramiuson on a camal.


I fed it rocking horse, sword and a box of taffy.

It spits out the first ever (this calendar year on the inn) gummi bear cavalry unit. Nice.




I feed it Harry Potter's broom, John Romero's Doom, and Fate's ever-spinning loom.



Rhymed that for you, Eol.

It spit out Batman's cape.


I fed it a wooden oar, a mushroom spor and a Linoleum floor.