it spits out
Orange juice with a pink umbrella
I feed it fresh catnip.
Resident
Karma: 12/6
394 Posts
Posted on 2008-05-24 at 02:39:56.
Edited on 2008-05-24 at 02:40:30 by Oko
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It spits out...
...a cat o' nine tails
I feed it last year's World of Warcraft calendar.
RDI Fixture
Karma: 70/16
582 Posts
Posted on 2008-05-26 at 08:45:39.
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the things you'll find on my desk...
It spits out a dancing cleric.
I feed it an albino bison...
Muse-i-licious
RDI Staff
Karma: 186/13
3273 Posts
Posted on 2008-05-28 at 18:31:21.
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yum
it spits out a milky way wrapper.
i feed it Throwing Spiders (because she is shiny like a dime)
RDI Fixture
Karma: 34/7
596 Posts
Posted on 2008-05-29 at 14:09:21.
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More things off my desk...
It spits out a Black Widow.
I feed it a bottle of honey, half a tube of neosporin, and three tea bags...
Muse-i-licious
RDI Staff
Karma: 186/13
3273 Posts
Posted on 2008-05-30 at 16:35:26.
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Aaaand...
...the Demonic Vending Machine spits out a huge, Earl Grey sipping, bee with an enormous tattoo freshly inked on it's back.
Into the machine I slip a half eaten bag of Nacho Cheese Combos, some pocket lint, and the mummified pinky toe of an ogre mage.
Lord of the Possums
RDI Staff
Karma: 475/29
8917 Posts
Posted on 2008-05-30 at 18:57:59.
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Uh
I come out the back, looking rather disgruntled.
I feed myself back into the machine, hoping to get to Narnia.
Gregg
RDI Staff
Karma: 357/190
6192 Posts
Posted on 2008-05-31 at 00:29:19.
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Guess Grugg Made It
It spits out a stone Grugg.
I feed it a first place ribbon and a thumb tack...
Muse-i-licious
RDI Staff
Karma: 186/13
3273 Posts
Posted on 2008-06-02 at 18:02:57.
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It spits out...
...a human 1st rib and a thumb.
I feed it $.55 and a bag of Funyuns
RDI Fixture
Karma: 70/16
582 Posts
Posted on 2008-06-03 at 07:56:06.
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and
it spits out a human head.
I feed it the creepy anorexic crackhead protitute that hangs out in front of Wal-Mart in my town.
RDI Fixture
Karma: 34/7
596 Posts
Posted on 2008-06-06 at 20:25:52.
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...?
it spits out a spoon
i feed it a self proclaimed FLAMING CHEESECAKE of doom!
Veteran Visitor
Karma: 5/1
129 Posts
Posted on 2008-06-06 at 20:34:25.
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It spits out a REALLY mad Red Dragon who flys off looking for the wizard who tricked it into going into the machine.
I feed it a couple of Ice Mice.
Resident
Karma: 12/6
394 Posts
Posted on 2008-06-07 at 07:29:40.
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Ewwy
After making a horrible grinding noise for twenty minutes, it spits out a cup of Slushi Mice.
I feed it the pile of invoices on my desk hoping it will get my work done for me.
Muse-i-licious
RDI Staff
Karma: 186/13
3273 Posts
Posted on 2008-06-09 at 16:11:42.
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I feed it the pile of invoices
After processing the invoices it spits out a financial report detailing the gross national product of the island of Eurasia... in triplicate, including TPS reports with thumb tabs.
I feed it a chill pill.
Veteran Visitor
Karma: 10/4
180 Posts
Posted on 2008-06-09 at 17:21:42.
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Its spits out Jeff Spicoli duuuuude.
I feed it the toenail clippings and ear wax I've been saving for a special occasion.
Kohai
Karma: 80/28
3600 Posts
Posted on 2008-06-09 at 17:29:49.
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