Probably a house cat. They always look so comfortable, and they have good reflexes.

The animal one was indeed asked already, but without the 'smae mental capacity' bit. So maybe that's why people aren't answering. In any case, figured i'd offer a new question:


Free plastic and/or corrective surgery by the finest surgeons. What would you have done, if anything?

Could I have an extra set of arms grafted to myself?

hmmm...I'd want them to make me look like Angelina Jolie.
But since that would undoubtedly take more time and effort than is humanly possible, guess I'll just go for a face and eye lift.

some kind of chin tuck. I'm really skinny but have this genetically flabby chin... (thanks alot mom!) so I've always got this double chin, especially in pictures, I'd love to get rid of that.

that reminds of that woodchuck riddle...

how much chin could a merideth tuck if a merideth could tuck chin?

helloooooo laser hair removal! Shaving be gone. Forget to shave? Who cares! You got no hair anyway! woohoo

Cuz, if you can find someone that can repair all the dings, divots, and cracks in my dome, I'm there!

If they do, get horns. Horns and extra arms. And a tail. And Wings.


AND THE 1972 MIAMI DOLPHINS GRAFTED ON YOUR BACK FOR PURE UNBEATABLE POWER.

What would I have done, if anything?

Nothing. I'm already perfect. Well, one of two, anyway.

Ala, you've actually managed to creep me out a little, and believe me that takes alot.

Hmm... alright new question.
Favorite Beverage?

Chai Tea

I personally drink copious amounts of water, but not necessarily because it is my favourite.

For favourites, it is a war between chocolate-laden beverages and green tea (or peppermint tea, for variety)

Mwa!

Well... I drink loads of water, because I'm really active and my skin dries out really bad (I work in a kitchen; I wash my hands about five hundred times a day. They get dry), and because it is essential to life. But... Green tea would probably secure spot number two. It would be beaten only by coffee. Strong black coffee from perfectly roasted beans, brewed at the right temperature and ground to the correct density, is ambrosia. Pure and absolute...

Lord Death posts while drunk,
His words become inspired,
He makes me write poems.

Awkward in the morn,
Your posts must be explained now,
Better have plan.

AA: Ten Easy Steps,
Not for our man here of course,
He has lots of spunk.

Master Lord Sir Death,
You drink all those beers for us,
God bless you good sir!

P.S. these are fun,
Counting syllables is hard,
I do it for you!

Syllabubbles is fun!

Back on track, though... Favorite beverage has got to be coffee... dark roast preferred... fresh ground, even. Only buy coffee in a can as a last resort.