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It spits out... 50 tons of blue flavored snow cones. I feed it a Mike-n-Ike. Deucalion RDI Fixture Karma: 70/16 582 Posts Posted on 2008-06-09 at 17:30:12.
I Like Ike It spits back out Mike after having happily digested Ike. I feed it the pictures from my pirate wedding. Merideth Muse-i-licious RDI Staff Karma: 186/13 3273 Posts Posted on 2008-06-09 at 17:37:54.
mhm. It spits the pictures back out with all the hidden ninjas circled with a red marker. As one would expect, they are all in positions poised to strike. I pour in toasted pinenuts and a photocopy of a secretaries buttocial region. EvolutionJ Veteran Visitor Karma: 10/4 180 Posts Posted on 2008-06-09 at 17:44:55.
<><><> you get Howard Stern with J-Lo's butt I feed it twine and a copy of the Kamasutra Lyskhala Kohai Karma: 80/28 3600 Posts Posted on 2008-06-09 at 19:35:00. Edited on 2008-06-10 at 14:13:16 by Lyskhala
Ooooh Amid grunts, groans, and moans the machine spits out a case of used condoms one at a time and at the end a heated massage pad. I am inserting a dollar bill and a button for selecting a coke in a normal vending machine. EvolutionJ Veteran Visitor Karma: 10/4 180 Posts Posted on 2008-06-10 at 14:54:33.
sticky... It spits out a one dollar coin and one of those tiny cans of Sprite. I feed it a rotary phone... Merideth Muse-i-licious RDI Staff Karma: 186/13 3273 Posts Posted on 2008-06-10 at 16:42:26.
<><><> it reluctantly heaves up June Cleaver I feed it a gallon of $4 gasoline Lyskhala Kohai Karma: 80/28 3600 Posts Posted on 2008-06-10 at 17:07:20.
lmao It gives you back your first born. I give it chili paste. EvolutionJ Veteran Visitor Karma: 10/4 180 Posts Posted on 2008-06-10 at 17:23:32.
more random movie quotes from Meri It bounces around screaming 'My biscuits are burning!' and then begs for a glass of milk. Terrified I run away screaming and forget to fed it. Merideth Muse-i-licious RDI Staff Karma: 186/13 3273 Posts Posted on 2008-06-10 at 17:46:57.
<><><> I show up expecting it to spit something out and find Merideth's shoe. OH NOOOOOOOOO!!! It ate Merideth!!! I stick my hand in to try and free Meri but don't find anything, so I stick Meri's shoe in. Lyskhala Kohai Karma: 80/28 3600 Posts Posted on 2008-06-10 at 18:47:44.
lol It gives you the ebola virus. I feed it my thoughts on using your imagination as cold hard facts. EvolutionJ Veteran Visitor Karma: 10/4 180 Posts Posted on 2008-06-10 at 18:50:43.
<><><> it regurgitates Einsteins' quote..."imagination is more important than education" on sandstone in sanskrit I feed it the spaghetti I made last night. Lyskhala Kohai Karma: 80/28 3600 Posts Posted on 2008-06-11 at 18:31:32.
It spits out... an Italian. I feed it a shoe full of Bailey's. Deucalion RDI Fixture Karma: 70/16 582 Posts Posted on 2008-06-11 at 18:37:29.
Spits... out an Irish man. (is that two words or one? I should know I'm Irish... sigh) With great hesitation and much screaming I feed it my other shoe. Btw... thanks for trying to save me Lysk, but I really did like those shoes, oh well... Merideth Muse-i-licious RDI Staff Karma: 186/13 3273 Posts Posted on 2008-06-11 at 18:56:07.
Thanks! It spits out a thank you letter detailing the use of the shoe as a home for abandoned pets and how You with your complete donation are eligable at a chance for a possibility to win 10,000,000$ Fill out the information with your orderform below. I feed it an empty bottle and a Corrupted wish. EvolutionJ Veteran Visitor Karma: 10/4 180 Posts Posted on 2008-06-12 at 00:26:28.

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