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granted...

But you are now severely allergic to chocolate.

I wish for untraceable wealth!

Of Shoulder Fame
Karma: 24/0
153 Posts

Posted on 2011-06-03 at 01:24:41.


easy

Granted.

You are ridiculusly wealthy, however no one has any idea where any of your wealth is.

I wish for a killer monkey.

TRSG 2.0
Karma: 113/94
1606 Posts

Posted on 2011-06-03 at 02:28:53.


granted

unfortunately, he immediately attempts to kill you, and you must stop him... forcibly...

I wish i was a time-mage

Cheshire Cad
Karma: 107/3
1202 Posts

Posted on 2011-06-03 at 02:46:01.


loop

Granted, but you find yourself stuck in a paradox time loop
----

I wish I had the latest Ipod

Occasional Visitor
Karma: 7/1
32 Posts

Posted on 2011-06-03 at 03:23:49.


granted...

it's so early made, you don't know how to work it.

I wish the site Atmosphir was real!(look it up if you don't know)

Resident
Karma: 47/64
336 Posts

Posted on 2011-06-08 at 04:03:56.


Sorry.............

RL is RL and RP is RP.

I wish to find another brew for the RDInn bar.

PUN-dit
Karma: 158/25
6331 Posts

Posted on 2014-04-04 at 00:20:49.


*fades in*

Granted. However, do to the failings of focus testing, nobody will drink the new stuff! Better start working on Froth-n-Slosh Classic!

I wish for a bottle of Yoohoo

*evaporates*

Cheshire Cad
Karma: 107/3
1202 Posts

Posted on 2014-04-04 at 03:59:53.


Success..........

You found an empty bottle but can't find the chocolate cow.

I wish to be able to remember my wishes.

PUN-dit
Karma: 158/25
6331 Posts

Posted on 2014-04-04 at 16:24:46.


*fades in*

Granted. You will always remember wishing to always remember wishing.

I wish for a keyboard that doesn't have most of the keys sticking.

*evaporates*

Cheshire Cad
Karma: 107/3
1202 Posts

Posted on 2014-04-05 at 23:13:26.


Boning Up..........

Granted but the keyboard is a board covered with Skeleton keys.

I wish the ringing in my ears would stop.

PUN-dit
Karma: 158/25
6331 Posts

Posted on 2014-10-27 at 00:57:13.


asdf

Granted. The ringing in your ears is gone. The ringing in your noggin, however, sadly remains.

I wish for a bedtime story.

Cheshire Cad
Karma: 107/3
1202 Posts

Posted on 2016-02-18 at 20:28:24.


But...

...thou bed will be not of roses, but nails.

I wish for world peace.

Newbie
Karma: 1/0
9 Posts

Posted on 2016-02-29 at 13:31:10.


Granted...

...here's your world piece: a two by two foot section of the hottest part of Death Valley. Who knows where the other pieces are?


I wish for a short vacation and freedom to visit the Inn regardless of WiFi connectivity.

Lord of the Possums
RDI Staff
Karma: 475/29
8917 Posts

Posted on 2016-02-29 at 13:33:29.


Granted

Granted, but all your dice rolls turn up 1s.

I wish the next star wars movie was already out.

Ma' Nozzle
Karma: 38/0
668 Posts

Posted on 2016-02-29 at 14:08:29.


That sexy beast

And indeed, the movie is out - but the main star is D. Trump, that sexy beast!

I wish that WW2 never happened.

Newbie
Karma: 1/0
9 Posts

Posted on 2016-02-29 at 14:32:00.


   




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