Hmm, again
If the Wings hadn't let the series get tied there would have been potentially unsafee series ends just laying around for people to trip over. Tying them up made the series much safer for everyone.
What happenes if you take Ex-lax and Immodium at the same time?
Devil's Advocate
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Posted on 2008-04-18 at 15:05:43.
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hehe
You become a human rocket and turn into a smurf!
(had to say it!!)
Why do we always say "pitch black" and "pitch white"?
Angel Reincarnated
Karma: 87/22
1159 Posts
Posted on 2008-04-18 at 15:20:06.
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hehe
I wanted to respond that Exlax and Immodium lead to stop and go traffic, but cdnflirt was faster. lol
Pete Black and Paul White were neighbours who didn't get along. They expressed their mutual dislike by pitching crabapples into each other's yards. Enventually, the nicknames stuck.
Why's the pig in a poke, and who put him there?
Den Mother
RDI Staff
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1188 Posts
Posted on 2008-04-18 at 15:26:03.
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because
The pig is in a poke because I put him there for being too nice to the other farm animals!
"Practice Makes Perfect." If practice makes perfect, and there is no such thing as perfect, why practice?
Angel Reincarnated
Karma: 87/22
1159 Posts
Posted on 2008-04-18 at 15:28:13.
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well that's easy...
Because Jesus said so.
Why is pink for girls and blue for boys?
Sharlisaurus
Karma: 31/10
529 Posts
Posted on 2008-04-20 at 08:04:41.
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because the sky is orange.
If my name is Friday, and today is Saturday, and I'm eating a sundae, and my partner is named Monday, how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?
Resident
Karma: 11/20
491 Posts
Posted on 2008-04-20 at 17:36:27.
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Hmmm
Rystefn K'ryll
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What color is an orange?
Gregg
RDI Staff
Karma: 357/190
6192 Posts
Posted on 2008-04-20 at 21:29:31.
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An orange is typically black. It's the tiny carnivorous parasites in your retinas that causes you to see it differently.
Why do birds suddenly appear every time you are near?
RDI Fixture
Karma: 34/7
596 Posts
Posted on 2008-04-20 at 21:40:49.
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bud
Due to a genetic mutation, I fart doves instead of gas.
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How much Chuck could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck Chuck?
The Tired
RDI Staff
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6348 Posts
Posted on 2008-04-20 at 22:26:26.
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Well then
The root of sixteen times the vector of the speed of a time travelling fish detailed in the bible.
Who?
Gregg
RDI Staff
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6192 Posts
Posted on 2008-04-20 at 22:45:24.
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x
Your mom.
Where?
RDI Fixture
Karma: 34/7
596 Posts
Posted on 2008-04-20 at 23:56:11.
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In back of the barn
To what extent?
RDI Fixture
Karma: 44/13
612 Posts
Posted on 2008-04-21 at 00:52:34.
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This whole thing is disgusting
2ft.
Why not metric?
Gregg
RDI Staff
Karma: 357/190
6192 Posts
Posted on 2008-04-21 at 01:46:32.
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Duh!
Cuzz-a you-tric izz-a no funny no more ...
If you're rowing upstream in a canoe and one of your wheels falls off, how many pancakes would it take to patch the doghouse?
Veteran Visitor
Karma: 3/1
137 Posts
Posted on 2008-04-21 at 07:22:20.
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Well everyone knows that the only reason a wheel will fall off a canoe is if you are already out of pancakes; therefore it makes no differance how many pancakes would be required to fix the doghouse as you don't have any.
Why does math use square roots but not triangle or cirlce roots?
Devil's Advocate
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Posted on 2008-04-21 at 12:51:56.
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Shadows of the Empire
LOTPWII
Is that an active game?
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