We currently have 4069 registered users. Our newest member is rylandir.
Online members:
Username Password Remember me
Not a member? Join today! | Forgot your password?
Latest Updated Forum Topics  [more...]
Dungeons and Dragons - Shadows of the Empire (posted by noahdude628)Shadows of the Empire
Posting Games - Last one to post wins - Part II (posted by Odyson)LOTPWII
Common Room - Is that an active game? (posted by t_catt11)Is that an active game?
Comings and Goings - What's going on? (posted by Eol Fefalas)What's Up?
Personal Creations - Audalis creations (posted by t_catt11)Audalis creations
Latest Blog Entries
Revenge of the Drunken Dice
Latest Webcomics
Loaded Dice #80: Priorities
RPG MB #15: Master of the Blade
Floyd Hobart #19: High School Reunion IV
There are currently 5 users logged into DragonChat.
You are here: Home --> Forum Home --> Creativity Forum --> Posting Games --> Blatantly Obvious Lies
    Messages in Blatantly Obvious Lies
RDI T-shirts!

Got Dice? Tee
Price: $17.00



RDI T-shirts!

Avatar of Awesome
Price: $20.00

ruler of the shadows
Resident
Karma: 11/20
491 Posts


0.0

Because your mom (grugg) Is a sash kicker.

Why does the world turn?


Posted on 2008-09-23 at 14:24:26.

Lyskhala
Kohai
Karma: 80/28
3600 Posts


<><><>

because you should NEVER NEVER NEVER shake a world.




why is my power STILL OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Posted on 2008-09-23 at 18:00:42.

ruler of the shadows
Resident
Karma: 11/20
491 Posts


Yes my question and answer...

Cause I caused an EMP?


Posted on 2008-09-23 at 21:11:51.

Lyskhala
Kohai
Karma: 80/28
3600 Posts


<><><>

You "passed gas" and called it an EMP.





why does ROTS call his farts EMPs?


Posted on 2008-09-24 at 10:37:34.

Merideth
Muse-i-licious
RDI Staff
Karma: 186/13
3273 Posts


Because

They tried to take his Fred but his Will was much more compliant in the end, so they went with that.

What does destinalize mean?


Posted on 2008-09-30 at 01:56:57.

Grugg
Gregg
RDI Staff
Karma: 357/190
6192 Posts


Ok

Sure.



How many hamburgers three times a sandwich!


Posted on 2008-10-01 at 17:59:56.

Wyrmsting
Fulla Wyrmstuff
Karma: 20/2
340 Posts


Easy one (?)

According to Wimpy, the answer only appears on Tuesday.

And where in the world has Wimpy been?


Posted on 2008-10-02 at 04:00:18.

Merideth
Muse-i-licious
RDI Staff
Karma: 186/13
3273 Posts


Well Duh...

Eating cheeseburgers. Well only on Tuesdays... on Monday he has Del Taco, Wednesday is fried chicken gizards, Thursday roast dragon, Friday mashed potatoes and gravy, Saturday squid and on Sunday he rests.

Where do Oompa Loompas come from?


Posted on 2008-10-04 at 02:24:15.

Desert Dragon
Newbie
Karma: 1/0
6 Posts


If I remember right

They come from Doompity Doo (or is it Doompity Dee?)


Posted on 2008-10-06 at 07:24:32.

Grugg
Gregg
RDI Staff
Karma: 357/190
6192 Posts


af

It is not. [[I took the part in brackets as your question...because I'm magical]]

Why do I not have a leotard?


Posted on 2008-10-06 at 14:30:04.

ruler of the shadows
Resident
Karma: 11/20
491 Posts


hehehe

Cause Grugg smash better than hulk Smash...
Huh?


Posted on 2008-10-06 at 17:41:50.

Wyrmsting
Fulla Wyrmstuff
Karma: 20/2
340 Posts


Oh ,

Yup.


Should leotards be in large litter boxes?


Posted on 2008-10-27 at 13:01:27.

Duncan74
Dunkelzahn
Karma: 61/1
931 Posts


Lords-a-Leaping!

No silly, leotards were made for Michael Flatley to showcase his package as he lords over the Dance!

Why wasn't the large-billed weasel-yak voted king of the jungle?


Posted on 2008-10-29 at 06:45:49.

Merideth
Muse-i-licious
RDI Staff
Karma: 186/13
3273 Posts


Because...

He actually did win the popular vote... but the Lion always held sway over the great plains, and since that region held a massive amount of the electoral college votes he won officially.

Why aren't more things polka dotted?


Posted on 2008-11-15 at 05:23:23.

Sibelius Eos Owm
A Midsummer Knight
Karma: 59/5
1376 Posts


Because...

There are very few creatures on this Earth that can stand listening to Polka for long periods of time while they design things. Thus the quantity of polka dotted items that can be made each day is severely limited. Not to mention that Polka is a controlled substance.

Why is the sky not pink? I don't care why it is blue, but what it is not pink.


Posted on 2008-11-15 at 05:43:10.

   




Page loaded in 0.171744 seconds