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Because your mom (grugg) Is a sash kicker.

Why does the world turn?

Resident
Karma: 11/20
491 Posts

Posted on 2008-09-23 at 14:24:26.


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because you should NEVER NEVER NEVER shake a world.




why is my power STILL OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Kohai
Karma: 80/28
3600 Posts

Posted on 2008-09-23 at 18:00:42.


Yes my question and answer...

Cause I caused an EMP?

Resident
Karma: 11/20
491 Posts

Posted on 2008-09-23 at 21:11:51.


<><><>

You "passed gas" and called it an EMP.





why does ROTS call his farts EMPs?

Kohai
Karma: 80/28
3600 Posts

Posted on 2008-09-24 at 10:37:34.


Because

They tried to take his Fred but his Will was much more compliant in the end, so they went with that.

What does destinalize mean?

Muse-i-licious
RDI Staff
Karma: 186/13
3273 Posts

Posted on 2008-09-30 at 01:56:57.


Ok

Sure.



How many hamburgers three times a sandwich!

Gregg
RDI Staff
Karma: 357/190
6192 Posts

Posted on 2008-10-01 at 17:59:56.


Easy one (?)

According to Wimpy, the answer only appears on Tuesday.

And where in the world has Wimpy been?

Fulla Wyrmstuff
Karma: 20/2
340 Posts

Posted on 2008-10-02 at 04:00:18.


Well Duh...

Eating cheeseburgers. Well only on Tuesdays... on Monday he has Del Taco, Wednesday is fried chicken gizards, Thursday roast dragon, Friday mashed potatoes and gravy, Saturday squid and on Sunday he rests.

Where do Oompa Loompas come from?

Muse-i-licious
RDI Staff
Karma: 186/13
3273 Posts

Posted on 2008-10-04 at 02:24:15.


If I remember right

They come from Doompity Doo (or is it Doompity Dee?)

Newbie
Karma: 1/0
6 Posts

Posted on 2008-10-06 at 07:24:32.


af

It is not. [[I took the part in brackets as your question...because I'm magical]]

Why do I not have a leotard?

Gregg
RDI Staff
Karma: 357/190
6192 Posts

Posted on 2008-10-06 at 14:30:04.


hehehe

Cause Grugg smash better than hulk Smash...
Huh?

Resident
Karma: 11/20
491 Posts

Posted on 2008-10-06 at 17:41:50.


Oh ,

Yup.


Should leotards be in large litter boxes?

Fulla Wyrmstuff
Karma: 20/2
340 Posts

Posted on 2008-10-27 at 13:01:27.


Lords-a-Leaping!

No silly, leotards were made for Michael Flatley to showcase his package as he lords over the Dance!

Why wasn't the large-billed weasel-yak voted king of the jungle?

Dunkelzahn
Karma: 61/1
931 Posts

Posted on 2008-10-29 at 06:45:49.


Because...

He actually did win the popular vote... but the Lion always held sway over the great plains, and since that region held a massive amount of the electoral college votes he won officially.

Why aren't more things polka dotted?

Muse-i-licious
RDI Staff
Karma: 186/13
3273 Posts

Posted on 2008-11-15 at 05:23:23.


Because...

There are very few creatures on this Earth that can stand listening to Polka for long periods of time while they design things. Thus the quantity of polka dotted items that can be made each day is severely limited. Not to mention that Polka is a controlled substance.

Why is the sky not pink? I don't care why it is blue, but what it is not pink.

A Midsummer Knight
Karma: 59/5
1377 Posts

Posted on 2008-11-15 at 05:43:10.


   




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