Wal-mart slaves
Because Walmart raises the prices every night. Then lowers them during the day, then raises at night....
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Why is it Lather, Rinse, Repeat?
The Tired
RDI Staff
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6348 Posts
Posted on 2008-05-05 at 12:27:32.
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because the person who is reading the instructions is deaf
who is the fairest of them all? (Grugg excluded)
Kohai
Karma: 80/28
3600 Posts
Posted on 2008-05-05 at 16:03:36.
Edited on 2008-05-05 at 16:04:30 by Lyskhala
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asdf
Not Grugg (Get it...blatantly obvious lie!)
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Would you liek fries with that?
Gregg
RDI Staff
Karma: 357/190
6192 Posts
Posted on 2008-05-05 at 21:58:11.
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OMG
*click of Cellphone opening and dialing* Tina? I'm like at this like place getting a burger? Like I figure I can remove the bun and the gooey like stuff and like just eat the patty. And like this cute guy like ask if I would like fires with that? So I'm like all oh my gawd and like do I get the fries to like talk to himor like don't like get the fries because like he'll like think I'm like some fat cow who likes like fries. So I like called you like right away! Like now like what do i do because like he's all what do you want and I'm all like you know, and all these people behind me are like all give giving me these like looks because I'm like holding up the line and it like isn't like important to them.I mean, like, I like care.
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Why do they call them Crackberries?
The Tired
RDI Staff
Karma: 291/33
6348 Posts
Posted on 2008-05-05 at 22:24:04.
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LMAO...too funny
Like cuz they're ADDICTIVE??
Where did the Hokey Pokey originate?
Kohai
Karma: 80/28
3600 Posts
Posted on 2008-05-06 at 16:34:40.
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sadf
Nevada.
Why is Samuel L. Jackson tired of those mother f@&#ing snakes on his mother f@&#ing plane?
Gregg
RDI Staff
Karma: 357/190
6192 Posts
Posted on 2008-05-06 at 17:03:31.
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why
Because Michael Jackson stole his chartered Jet.
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What are you doing in that hottub?
The Tired
RDI Staff
Karma: 291/33
6348 Posts
Posted on 2008-05-06 at 19:15:36.
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looking for pearls
who's on first?
Kohai
Karma: 80/28
3600 Posts
Posted on 2008-05-06 at 19:17:04.
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ommmnn ...
Ralph Nader. It's as far as he's ever got ...
Why does Sponge Bob even bother to wear pants?
Veteran Visitor
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137 Posts
Posted on 2008-05-06 at 19:45:58.
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Because
Well then *censored*
4?
Gregg
RDI Staff
Karma: 357/190
6192 Posts
Posted on 2008-05-06 at 20:36:00.
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in answer to your question...
5.
Why is Grugg so handsome?
Resident
Karma: 26/9
210 Posts
Posted on 2008-05-06 at 23:16:52.
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Would you believe?
Because he's the issue of an Immaculate Deception ...?
How can I get to be as good-looking as Grugg?
Regular Visitor
Karma: 6/0
85 Posts
Posted on 2008-05-07 at 04:17:44.
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just show up
why were old west gun fights scheduled for noon?
Kohai
Karma: 80/28
3600 Posts
Posted on 2008-05-07 at 11:55:00.
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asf
So Grugg can kill you slightly before lunch.
Why will Lysk not accept my prettiness?
Gregg
RDI Staff
Karma: 357/190
6192 Posts
Posted on 2008-05-07 at 23:31:05.
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Oh, fair Grugg-thing that you don't feed for fear of ... something terrible...
She secretly covets your shiny handsomeness, and rues the day she ever realized that ugly is the new black.
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Why does every politician make promises to get rid of the corruption in government only to drag it down to a new low?
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Posted on 2008-05-08 at 00:44:00.
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Shadows of the Empire
LOTPWII
Is that an active game?
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