So, I've loved this thread forever everywhere I find it, and I want to share it with my fellow inn-mates. It goes like this. Ask a question. Post a completely eroneous, fabricated, and blatantly obvious Lie for an answer.

EXAMPLE:
Why is the sky blue?
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Because I ran out of black in my crayon box.
Why do ducks fly south?
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for the cheap margaritas....

ETC. Play on.


Why do we sleep?

So the boogey man can steal your soul.

Why are taxi-cabs yellow?

two better absorb the sun's rays...



why don't teachers want you to run with scissors?

because it's more treacherous to run with knives


why do happy little blue birds fly beyond the rainbow?

...if they flew before the rainbow it'd be really difficult to tell that they were actually blue.

Why does everything taste like chicken?

Becuase there is a government program out there to make everything taste like chicken so you will buy it because two years ago a straw poll indicated chicken was top flavor of the world....2nd place was beef bullion cubes.


Why is everything always in the last place you look?

It's a conspiracy! They are in cahoots with the people stealing socks from laundry.

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Why did #2 pencils win the pencil number war?

#2 pencils won as #1 pencils were the prototype and had a wood core with graphite around it.

Why do we let people "borrow" toilet paper and not just "give" it to them; do we expect to get it back later?

Because most folks only use one side of the toilet paper. If we just let them borrow it, we can get it bak later and use the side that's still good. Save a tree! Save a whale! Save the spotted owl (unless you like imitation crab meat).



I can't belive it's not butter! Why not?

The reason you can't tell if it is real butter or not is that even our real butter has been treated with color dyes plus we are so inidated with fake foods such as spenda for sugar, magerine for butter, dheetose disquised as snacks (all good gammer fare) That we don't have the slightest idea what real food tasted like except raw vegetables

Why doesn't water run uphill?

No feet.

Why am I coming back?

Because of me!


Why is the sun so bright?

Because i removed your eyelids.

Why do we think time in linear?

Because can Grugg can only think in a straight line.




Where is my hat?

In a vat of mercury.


why did the chicken cross the railroad crossing?