it had something to do with him trying to milk himself.

Grugg is now a household name...used for cheap insults and blantantly obvious lies. Why do you think this is?

...because it's far more PC to call someone a 'Mothergrugger' than the alternative.



Just to satisfy the recent curiosity; why shouldn't we feed the Grugg?

Gruggs, especially wild Gruggs of the Canadian wilderness will lie dormant until they come across a food supply. When given food, they grow at exponential rates and will consumer all the food that they are given and then start to eat indiscriminately. Biting the hand that feeds them is only the appetizer to the Grugg. The once proud Canadian city of Humalot made the mistake of feeding a Grugg and the city is no longer listed on the map. Visitors to the ruins claim they can still hear the sounds of ghostly screams and chewing noise.


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What is an Eol?

Eol is from the Latin meaning "Ye Olde"

An ancient creature that dwells in dark, damp caves.
It's diet consists of bugs, slugs and it's very favorite meal, Gruggs. The Eol is a devious stalker. It has been known to lure it's prey in with lies, then pounces ravenously on the defenseless creatures. The Eol even went so far as to tell one victim he was their Momma.

The Eol can be found posting on a variety of gaming sites but prefers the Red Dragon Inn. Some believe this is because the last Grugg resides there.



why is Horton the only one who sees the who's?

Old age and treachery will always overcome youth and exhuberance.... *pounceFACELICK* - Eol
hey! stop abusing your forum power

I'm sorry m'dear it's what we do....and also MOMMA!!! - Grugg

Horton sees the Whos as a result of a bad trip on a certain illict substance.


Why must I be brought up in every single posting game?

you are a patient, understanding, good natured, happy go lucky Grugg.





why can't we all just get along?

Because longs are expensive, and some people don't like them. Me, I love my long. I think everyone should get a long.

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Didn't the Grinch have an easy time seeing the whos?

Perhaps he was the dealer of said illicit substances?

That the Grinch saw Who's is not true. The Grinch was convinced that he saw Who's by that terrible little dog, who was only after getting more Christmas presents than he deserved.

Why do the weevils ALL wear matching jumpsuits? And where did they get them?

The Grinch's visions and problems come down to one person.

Cindy Lou Who. Who was not more than a two timing ....

(You didn't think that was her age, did you?")


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Who put the Bra in Algebra?

Probably me according to you guys. I might as well just say it.





How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck was hit with a bat?

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck was hit with a bat?

I would have to say the amount would equal the exponential product of the amount of lost teeth times the amount of willpower it takes to shrug (Grugg?) off the hit. This being raised to the power of splat.

Who coined the phrase: "Liars and bigots and squares, oh my!" ?

That IS how it goes, right?

Archie Bunker




how long do we have?

That's rather personal. Please direct all similar questions to my legal respresentatives: Dewey, Cheatam, and Howe.

When will I learn?

If you have to ask, then you already have. Well, maybe not. There is also the school of thought that if you have to ask you, never will. But since I played hooky from both schools, I would hazard a guess that it would beeeeeeeee ... soon?

Do you have a query for these good people to lie about?