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granted

Granted... due to your lack of sleep you forgot what comfort was and are now resting on a bed of needles.

I wish my lawn would cut itself...

Resident
Karma: 11/8
303 Posts

Posted on 2010-08-28 at 16:37:43.


granted

Granted, your grass is now Emo. It listens to loud, crapy music and bleeds when it cuts itself.

I wish Dragons were real.

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Karma: 11/1
168 Posts

Posted on 2010-08-28 at 19:33:00.


Kethcup

Granted, you now see you very first real dragon. Too bad you notice too late that it has a bottle of ketchup and is now stirring at you hungrily. lol


Wish:
I wish I had a better computer.

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Karma: 5/1
76 Posts

Posted on 2010-08-29 at 02:37:38.


An Oldy but a Moldy....

You do have a better computer compare to a Dell 1500 Inspiron running Windows 2.0. with 6 Gig hard drive and 256 Mg RAM!

I wish that all of our young Inn Mates that just returned to school had a great first week.

PUN-dit
Karma: 158/25
6331 Posts

Posted on 2010-08-29 at 15:13:03.


Hmm

Granted, they all did... In their dreams

I wish boys weren't confuzzling!

Ody Fan
Karma: 54/39
1117 Posts

Posted on 2010-08-29 at 15:18:51.


boys

Granted you now understand the reasons that boys are sex crazed fools and now you wish to never be with one again.

I wish pyroboom would post so i can lead my pokemon group into the fray.

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Karma: 11/8
303 Posts

Posted on 2010-08-29 at 15:28:24.


post

Granted. pyroboom posts but not in your game. your game goes nowhere.

I wish to play in an campaign that actually makes it to epic levels.

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168 Posts

Posted on 2010-08-29 at 19:25:16.


Epic

Granted, but you stay at paragon levels and die in the first encounter.

I wish my DM would stop laughing at our pain... :-/

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101 Posts

Posted on 2010-08-30 at 01:24:21.


laughing

Granted he stops laughing long enough to write in more evil pain for you and your players.

I wish i wasnt so bored...

Resident
Karma: 11/8
303 Posts

Posted on 2010-08-30 at 01:53:21.


granted

granted. you are now swamped with work and have no free time at all for doing the things you want.

I wish I had a legendary artifact.

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168 Posts

Posted on 2010-08-30 at 01:55:40.


fork

Granted you get the legendary spork which no one has seen in a milenia..

I wish i wasnt so obsessed with this site...

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Karma: 11/8
303 Posts

Posted on 2010-08-30 at 02:01:55.


rdinn

Granted, you are no longer obsessed with rdinn.net. you spend your time looking up porn instead.

I wish for something good to eat with this spork.

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168 Posts

Posted on 2010-08-30 at 02:04:58.
Edited on 2010-08-30 at 02:06:36 by DragoDorn


HA!

Granted, you know have 'goodness goop', now with 50 more grams of nasty yuckiness!!

I wish people would post to Zombies in Chicago more often

Ody Fan
Karma: 54/39
1117 Posts

Posted on 2010-08-30 at 03:11:02.


mmm trusty rusty

*poof* you find the only thing your spoon can be used to eat with is rust monster antennae.

i wish i could have a bard who knew rock and roll

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385 Posts

Posted on 2010-08-30 at 03:13:19.


Oh so close....

Almost got it, but now you have Herman the Hermit singing love ballets to you.

I wish for a bright and stary night to call the elements forth to energize my dice.

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6331 Posts

Posted on 2010-08-31 at 02:43:41.


   




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