lok tar
granted there is no evil in man, a man, and that man is Bill Clinton.
I wish to post a sign that says hello to all our new innmates 
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Posted on 2010-09-06 at 20:43:29.
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KK
You post a sign that says "Hello Inmates" at the front entrance. Wait... you meant innmates? Oh well  Welcome to prision
I wish that Bill Clinton was the Antichrist
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Posted on 2010-09-06 at 23:51:40.
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i did not do that with that woman!
granted, but bill is so awesome with the sax, noone views him any differently.
i wish for a grugg action figure!
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Posted on 2010-09-08 at 02:40:28.
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The Moose is loose......
Granted, it smites you for your puns and then eats your food.
I wish for a never ending supply of Moose Tracks ice cream.
PUN-dit
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6331 Posts
Posted on 2010-09-17 at 03:20:32.
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darn lyin commercials!
granted, but noone knows why you want frozen muddy mooseprints.
I wish for red bull to actually give wings!
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Posted on 2010-09-17 at 05:20:46.
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thank you for flying Coastal Air!
granted, after drinking a red bull, your Pilot's Wings pin appears pinned to the lapel of your shirt.
I wish the biting flies and mosquitoes would leave me alone this time of year!
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1117 Posts
Posted on 2010-09-17 at 05:41:13.
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Gotta wash down the mud!
Granted, they have been replaced with stinging wasps and bees!
I wish for keg of Sam Adams Light!
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6331 Posts
Posted on 2010-09-18 at 00:32:58.
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just be lucky it wasnt a lime bite
granted you have an entire keg of sam adams, but its got a little captain in it. And he doesnt seem too pleased...
I wish to be unsmited for my 200th post!
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385 Posts
Posted on 2010-09-18 at 02:26:22.
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Granted! Ody is no longer smitten with you. 
(Monitor has to actually do an unsmiteing.)
I wish my vacation could last another week.
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6331 Posts
Posted on 2010-09-19 at 00:34:00.
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noooo *heartbroken*
granted, at work they have palm trees and the sandwich lady wears a hula skirt... its sorta a vacation? 
I wish to have telekenetic powers over midgets.
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385 Posts
Posted on 2010-09-19 at 00:47:43.
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Ankle Biters....
Oh so close, you have "Magnetic" Power over migits. They keep sticking to to your legs.
Ody wishes for dancing lessons so he can Cha Cha with Lifespring.
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Karma: 158/25
6331 Posts
Posted on 2010-09-21 at 16:46:57.
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golden delight!
granted! you learn to cha cha, from an owlbear, with two left feet, lifespring is more confused then anything.
i wish to know the magical properties of the twinkie.
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Posted on 2010-09-21 at 19:19:46.
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granted...
...You are imbued with the knowledge that the magical powers of a twinkie are much like The Force. The cream filling represents the light side and the cake represents the dark side (and like said twinkie representation, the dark side will always surround the light side and squash it's creamy butt)...
I wish I could find the unlimited ammo cheat for Zombies in Chicago. 
Lord of the Possums
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8917 Posts
Posted on 2010-09-21 at 19:25:36.
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and then i eat the force!
granted, Eol has unlocked infinite slingshot ammo.
i wish for a bowl of apple jacks.
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Posted on 2010-09-21 at 21:54:17.
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Granted
You have a bowl of apple jacks. No one understands why you wanted a bowl full of jacks made of apples but now all you need is a tomato ball to play.
I wish lifespring to have a tomato ball so he(she it?) can play jacks 
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Posted on 2010-09-22 at 00:53:58.
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Shadows of the Empire
LOTPWII
Is that an active game?
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