granted your coffeepot is ever full of decaf.

i wish for the great pumpkin to rise and devour the souls of people who dont like me.

everybody is dead now

I wish nobody was dead

Granted, it has consumed so many souls it burst into dozens of pumpkin cookies each with the smiling face of a consumed soul. Ody's bringing cider so just have a party.

I wish "again" for portal to transport Ody to Lifesprings secret room.

but the day you find the portal,is the day you find out what LifeSprings bad day is like.

I wish people would sign up for my game "Pokemon Dungeons".

pokedjinn nods and grants your wish, thousands flock to sign up for your game! Well, to picket it any way! Pokedjinn is a dark djinn...

I wish for a stunt double who does all my work for me, but gives me all the money.

Your stunt double is a Senator in the US government. She performs all your dangerous stunts--flawlessly. However, when payday comes, she keeps mistaking the cash for "feed" and eats it. You'll get it. . .about three days later.

I wish for pyroboom's karma to reverse itself, so that it reads (as of this posting) 31 Applauds, 3 Smites.

Two more, and he's on the top ten leaderboard for most negative karma. I do not wish to see this happen.

Pyro's karma did, in fact, reverse itself. Unfortunately, it happened as a one time fluke on the dreaded 'Backwards Day' and, whilst it was in effect, it seems, someone applauded him twice... This, of course, had the unfortunate effect of making Pyro 33/3 once Backwards Day was over. On the plus side; straight threes!!!

Ummmmm.... a wish...a wish... hmmmm....

Oh!

Got it!

I wish I could get paid for just being Eol.

alla kazim badlagda khhhaaarim!

o sorry had a cough.

granted says the genie of the lamp, you can be paid for being eol!

As yu sign the contract quickly with the excitement of your new position. After signing you realize you are getting paid 5 dollars a day, your tongue grows 30 feet, and its a non compete clause meaning you cant do or perform any other job until this one is over. Which it is over innn *checks documents* 50 years! Oh and if you fail to facelick anyone once a day you shall be sued for 91,250 dollars.

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I wish people would NOT message me with theyre vote about the choose your own adventure game!

now knowone E-mails they're vote to you,they just mail it to you.Yeah,and also not so many people play it anyway so why bother!No one plays.

I wish I had an introduction to knew people that deals with what I'm about.(fire or being annoying)

granted!

ahem
ALLOW ME TO INTRODUCE PYROBOOM!
innn limerick!

there once was a fellow named pyroboom
he tends to always feast upon the shroom
he was a flaming man of quizzical taste
we think he had too much o the paste
then we all smite him KA-BOOM!

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I wish to be able to wrestle Eve Torres!

Granted: You get to a special "GRAVY PIT MATCH" in the rec room of Ody's cave of fun.

I wish to wrestle the winner.

granted you get the winner! the end of the match is a double count out, we hit the showers, however grugg is the referee, i think he won....

i wish to gain entry to the temple of froth n slosh!

The addle-pated Djinn waves his hands and a golden door appears. Wide-eyed in wonder, you grasp it's jeweled knob and open it into a brilliantly lit room. Angelic harps play in the background, rare incense wafts through the air, candles by the score complement the decor. You are led by benevolent and intelligent beings of glowing luminescence to a large vessel wrought of the finest platinum. You peer over its gilt edges and find--Ody's bathwater.

And that old woman from The Shining arises suddenly from the fetid and hairy waters, cackling maniacally and reaches for you with her scabby putrescent fingers!


I wish to win the stagger-on role sweepstakes for AMC's The Walking Dead.

you win the sweepstakes,but there's a guy named(nicknamed)AMC who has been reviving dead to zombies,SORRY!

I wish everyone had a HUGE imagination,bigger than mine(which is bigger than mine)?

everyone now names their characters smytar instead of smiter

I wish that I was cool