your body temp is now 325 degrees below zero.


I wish I could get to the Inn more often.

you get to the inn a lot more often, but unfortunately there isnt any parking spots on all those times, you spend hours waiting for our our car parker Pyroboom, who is busy daydreaming instead of helping customers. We wonder why he's smited so much!

i wish for my cars horn to sound as if its screaming at bad drivers when i use it.

Such a yelling noone has ever recieved... nor will they, they, as you for got to install the button to use it...


I wish it was winter break already!

KAZZAH HARRIM BACHHAM Ahem ack HLORK, ok now that thats coughed up, magical djinn flazyan grants you your wish, however due to it winter, cold is acting up, i may have made it snow a lot more then it should... Especially around your house... You may not be able to leave for a good week...

i wish for this kitty to change colors:

this cat: can't change colors though so the kitty has to be to change colors, and here's the remainder of the cat the doesn't like you anymore

I wish the inn had more smileys.

Granted, but they are all in the DragonChat Chat room lounge where the Innmates have been enjoying grand amounts of "Good Old Froth-n-Slosh" and you must be 18 or older to enter the bar.

But never fear maybe Chessy will open a "Cheesycheese" and you can find some there.

I wish that current company will give me an additional weeks pay in my severance package.

granted, but unfortunately they just pay you in wrapping paper...

i wish to see a gnome punch a tauren

Granted, Ody's little Buddy Rocca the Gnome Cleric gave the Bovine a sweet Hawaiian Punch.

One part pineapple juice, one part Papua juice and five parts Good Old Froth-n-Slosh!

Talk about your Cow Tipping.


I wish for a never ending bowl of GRAVY!!!!!!

unforntunetley it was a very fattening kind,and after one spoonful you became the FATTTEST THING ALIVE!

I wish to know what it was like to be like the people with conditions.

With the wave of a hand all known conditions in the world are gone except yours. Your condition is “Longing to know what other people with conditions feel like.” Please enjoy your new condition.

I wish I had a new hat.

unfortuantely its a sunvisor.. which is, in truth, only half a hat...

I wish i move to the Carribean

You wish is granted, Chessic. You live in the Carribean and discover that the islands are constantly plagued with hurricanes, tsunami waves and marauding pirates.

I wish I could play the harp.

You are granted unparralleled harp-playing skills... most unfortunately, you can only access them while sound asleep...


I wish for a large Taco Pizza

You are granted your Taco Pizza, but it never fills you up, you are always hungry.

I wish to fly.

is granted! You can now fly but only when your crying.

I wish I had fire powers.