while there someone in the wish factory, let loose a giant shark by accident and it has been coming after you ever since... so... good luck with that!

I wish to alter the world with my imagination!!!

Granted... but your imagination gets away from you at times and you will now spend the rest of the week trying to escape the cheesy dragon quest slime who are chasing you relentlessly in a never ending effort to bond with you thinking your the slime king...



I wish for a Intergalactic star drive...

while driving you burn to a crisp

I wish I could inflate(like a balloon) myself to the biggest size ever whenever I wanted!

Granted, but only if you play old 8 track tapes of the "5th Dimension" singing "Up,Up and Away". (Ask your Dad or Granddad, they'll know who they are.)

I wish for a potion to make me young again.

Granted. You drink a potion that makes you young again ~ you're three. In addition, your memory is wiped so you can't remember anything past the age of three.

I wish I was feeling better.

Granted, your hands are now five times their normal size so can really feel things now.


i wish for a raise so i can get a new car.

you now have enough money to buy an expensive toy car!

I wish the world wasn't selfish and wasn't all about beauty!

but the world is now obsessed with goodness and enlightenment and everyone starves to death while in deep meditation of self awareness.


I wish for a pool full of jello.

on accident though you fell in and started trying to eat yourself out, and later on, became an immobile blob as big as the pool.JIGGLE!

I wish I were a cartoon so I could do whatever I wanted!

You are now a cartoon! However, since you are now a cartoon and no longer a person, everything you do is controlled by writers and artists and corporate management. You no longer have any free will to do what you personally want.

I wish for chocolate.

Granted! A package containing 1 oz of chocolate has been shipped and will arrive at your house ~ in 2-3 weeks.

I wish my yard was fenced in.

Your yard is now completly fenced in. Nothing can get in or out, ever again.

I wish I had my house keys so that I could leave the house and go out into that lovely weather.

You find your keys, and can stroll merrily in the beautiful weather; but as you return, you find that there is a hole in your pocket and your keys are no where to be found- and you locked the door.

I wish I would no longer prone to fits of rage.

Your wish is Granted, however the only emotion you now feel is depression and kill yourself.


I wish for smarter players at my game

ut, they all are so smart they have no time for the game anymore, so they quit.

I wish for tons of chocoalte of every type!