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Grugg
Gregg
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O....K....

You are less alive but less dead as well, sort of reaching an equilbrium point and not changing.



I with for a jar made of pure jell-o.


Posted on 2006-12-13 at 09:41:43.

Lyskhala
Kohai
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3600 Posts


WHATever!!

You just keep getting weirder and weirder you know that?

Granted. The wish genie thought you said concrete and the jar crushed you to death!!!!!!!!!!


I wish I was rich, gorgeous and married to Hugh Jackman


Posted on 2006-12-13 at 11:09:58.

Grugg
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okk

You mary Hugh Jackman, he crushes you to death.


I wish that genie would get a hearing aid.


Posted on 2006-12-13 at 11:58:58.

Lyskhala
Kohai
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I LIKE it!!

The Genie gets a hearing aid and you get a BIGGER jar made of cement and it crushes you to death

I wish I had one nose


Posted on 2006-12-13 at 12:02:58.

Grugg
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oasfd

You have one nose, it is huge and crushes you to death.


I wish I was green.


Posted on 2006-12-13 at 12:06:01.

Lyskhala
Kohai
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3600 Posts


stop crushing me!!!!! I MEAN it!!

granted. you are GREEN from being moldy.


I wish I was not being crsuhed anymore by anyone


Posted on 2006-12-13 at 14:06:50.

Grugg
Gregg
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instead

You are crushed nevermore by no one.

I wish I could find my hat, for the second time.

(and i'll stop crushing people now )


Posted on 2006-12-13 at 14:37:54.

Celedwe
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1229 Posts


banana fanna banna tanna

you do, but there's a nice family of slugs who have found your hat quite a cozy haven


I wish there was no such thing as homework


Posted on 2006-12-13 at 22:01:16.

Grugg
Gregg
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IOSDfasdf

There is no longer any homework, however there is the nightly random limb removal task, which is infinately more annoying.




I wish these chipmunks would get off my roof...


Posted on 2006-12-14 at 07:57:18.

ThePope
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Karma: 6/1
138 Posts


for the Motherland!!!

The Squirrels do indeed get of your roof. However they form a a socialist workers party and steal your pants.... and your banana's...


I wish I could turn all the freshmen would didn't show up for the final week of tech into dishrags...


Posted on 2006-12-14 at 08:52:26.

Fantasy
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529 Posts


whatever your wish means.....

You do what you want to do, but the consequences are that you must become a freshman again. So now you're a freshman.

__________________________________________________________

I wish i had a frappacino or two for free, everyday!


Posted on 2006-12-14 at 09:44:04.

JasonSorrel
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Free drinks while on shift...

You lose your current job and have to work at a coffee shop. It's low-paying, and you have no chance of advancement, but you get free drinks while you're on shift, including frappucinos. Oh yeah, you have to show up for work 7 days a week.

I wish for a magical +5 spoon.


Posted on 2006-12-14 at 11:13:27.

Grugg
Gregg
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6192 Posts


Well then

You recieve your magic spoon, then catch lupus. A crying shame.



I wish I could go to Russia.


Posted on 2006-12-14 at 14:30:59.

Celedwe
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christmas spirit!

you do and get run over by a husky sled,... or dog sled, is it called?


I wish winter break was 3 weeks long isntead of 2


Posted on 2006-12-14 at 21:01:28.

Grugg
Gregg
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Ok then

Winter break becomes 3 weeks long and summer break is retroactively destroyed in a space time continuem ripple.

I wish it was snowing.


Posted on 2006-12-14 at 21:04:41.

   




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