The Roo was snotty and mean because of that night in Rio. Yeah, that's right. YOU know what i'm talking about. You stole his drink.

Why haven't i gotten these tats colored in yet?

because the color you want can only be obtained by draining the blood of a "who". Since their numbers are rapidly declining due to an inordinate amount of "boos boos" and the subsequent application of bandaids on hairy places you haven't had the tats colored yet.



why is "i" before "e" except after "c"

Alien Space Bats.


How to you spell "Hamburger"?

Human: M-C-D-O-N-A-L-D-S
Cow: C-A-N-N-I-B-A-L-I-S-M
Dog: T-A-B-L-E S-C-R-A-P-S

Where can I get one of those rock-crab things in Pirates?

Launch an expidition to find the Discworld. On the Discworld there is race of trolls made completely out of different types of rocks. Find a troll is very "free with his/her" affections. Underneath certain strategically places piles of moss on that trolls body, you MAY find these elusive "rock crabs" you speak of. But if not, you will see alot of family jewels.

Why are they "Captain's" waifers?

arrrgh matey...because the Admiral was not aboard when they served dinner...s a v v y?



why did the Coyote keep ordering from ACME after all the accidents he had with their products?

He had a rewards card with ACME and racked up so many points the half the stuff you got to see him use he'd actually got for free. It was a vicious spiral. He needed all the money he was saving through that rewards program to pay for all the medical bills he kept accruing.


Why is it that you always find all but one season of your favorite show when you want to buy them all on DVD?

Journeying from other threads the Dark Knight Amelden Kaip has stolen them! You must gather together a group of your equally nerdy friends in order to embark on a great adventure full of zombie carrots, gruggs, and necromancers in order to reclaim what is rightfully yours!

Why are girls made out of sugar and spice and everything nice?

Because the original formula of vinegar & baking soda proved to be better suited for cleaning drains, launching model rockets and making volcanoes.


why does time go faster the older you get?

Because the older you get the more you value it. And just like money, the more you value it the faster it seems to go until finally just like love you have to let it go to see if it was truly ment to be yours and you die. The real question is:

Does time come back to you after you die?

Of course, why do you think we have time to began with? After all every one who died before us gave up the remaining time they had leftover. All that time was banked into a time share, which is why we have time now. The borrowed time that everyone talks about is just a figment.


Why is the Earth round?

well, I 'spose it's cuz if it was square the people on the points would fly off when we revolve or worse yet, someone might get an eye put out.


Why doesn't Sylvester just give up on Tweety?

Because when the Titanic sunk they promised each other that they would never give up. And Slyvester has always kept his word.

(Alright, that was bad, even by my standards... but I couldn't help myself)

How does the Wii actually work?

It comes with the standard Mii inside of it( as a point, the standard Mii is a little piece of "Fake" soul) which powers it through "blood, sweat, and tears." Thankfully, though, as soon as people start using it they create other Miis (By placing a piece of their soul in the machine through the use of a lookalike" to help share the workload. Therefore, the more people who use the Wii power it with more Miis. The moral of the story is that you create slaves of your own to play games. You are a terrible person.

Why do Non-smokers feel the need to rip away the small happinesses of smokers?

because they (we) are very sadistic and enjoy causing others pain and distress.




why are smokers (of cigarettes) so paranoid?