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eaiorhbaeobh

it will, and you will be the first one to get frostbite

i wish there was no such thing as the flu

RDI Fixture
Karma: 29/17
1229 Posts

Posted on 2006-12-14 at 21:13:14.


uh oh...

Granted.
The sickness gods have replaced the Flu with their new and improved version called SLU. It's 3 times worse and you are their guniea pig to try it out on.


I wish for a White Christmas

Kohai
Karma: 80/28
3600 Posts

Posted on 2006-12-15 at 06:11:31.


heh

It's White all right but only because god forgot to take his dandruff medication.

I wish the Minnesota vikings could win a super bowl for once!!

Veteran Visitor
Karma: 6/1
138 Posts

Posted on 2006-12-15 at 08:43:57.


oi vey....

I cannot corrupt this wish and cannot allow anyone else to do so.



I wish I was done baking my Christmas cookies

Kohai
Karma: 80/28
3600 Posts

Posted on 2006-12-15 at 09:41:58.


.

The cookies are finished but ae undercooked and loaded with holiday e. coli!!!

I wish I could get accepted by georgetown college.

Veteran Visitor
Karma: 6/1
138 Posts

Posted on 2006-12-15 at 10:06:09.


you got it

they accept you as their new janitor



I wish I had an upper AND lower lip

Kohai
Karma: 80/28
3600 Posts

Posted on 2006-12-15 at 10:26:52.


Well then im forced...

You become more like Napoleon Dynamite. I crush you to death.


I wish I was on fire...right now.

Gregg
RDI Staff
Karma: 357/190
6192 Posts

Posted on 2006-12-15 at 18:48:51.


rrrrrrrraaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrr

You are, but while you burn, a big abominable snowman crushes you to death.


I wish my fingers were blue.

RDI Fixture
Karma: 29/17
1229 Posts

Posted on 2006-12-15 at 20:37:22.


Ok then

You become a jerk, some good samaritan crushes you to death.

I wish I was named Rodriguez the Great.

Gregg
RDI Staff
Karma: 357/190
6192 Posts

Posted on 2006-12-16 at 09:21:48.


burn

you are named Rodriguez the Great, but everyone calls you Rod, and refuses to add the "great" part, since you now have the opposite of a great rod. O_O

______________________________________________________

I wish i was as wealthy as Bill Gates. ^_^

Sharlisaurus
Karma: 31/10
529 Posts

Posted on 2006-12-16 at 10:44:35.


(O)

You become very wealthy by stealing from Bill Gates and then he crushes you to death.








I wish my stomach didn't hurt.

RDI Fixture
Karma: 21/16
877 Posts

Posted on 2006-12-16 at 11:54:14.


fine

your stomach no longer hurts as you have been crushed to death.


I wish I was over there. *points*

Gregg
RDI Staff
Karma: 357/190
6192 Posts

Posted on 2006-12-16 at 19:45:01.


(O)

You go over there but the grass isn't as green as it looked over where you were.








I wish I knew if I was having a boy or a girl.

RDI Fixture
Karma: 21/16
877 Posts

Posted on 2006-12-17 at 06:20:23.


arnbaperinhj

You never do.





I wish my name was Armando.

RDI Fixture
Karma: 29/17
1229 Posts

Posted on 2006-12-17 at 17:23:50.


I am Emperor of Pheonicia

Hey, you familiar with the concept of Phoenician Purple? When they crush the mollusks to get the color purple? Well unfortunately you are the sea snail that is oozing away on the countertop, awaiting your future...


I wish cats were as smart as dogs.

RDI Fixture
Karma: 29/17
1229 Posts

Posted on 2006-12-17 at 19:29:52.


   




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