You do, everything goes swimmingly. You later die from paranoia.


I wish I could eat more muffins.

you eat more muffins,become sick and die.


I wish this wish wasn't corruptable

All things end. You get metaphorically crushed to death and all everything begins all descend into all chaos!

I wish for $1.50

you got it...but have to use it for parking at the Barry Manilow concert

I wish for nothing

You recieve a physical representation of nothing, making it something.


I wish I could find that bloody hat!

you found it...it's on the bloody head of the guy you just crushed to death and are being taken into custody for.

I wish I could come up with some good wishes

YOu think some up, and then I corrupt them, so sorry.


I wish I had a rubber ducky.

and it's the cutest lil' rubber ducky in the whole world...
but when you put it in your bath it explodes and leaves rubber ducky stuffy all over your bathroom wall.


I wish I was as cuddly as Grugg, as fearless as LSD, as sweet as Av, as smart as Ryst and as young as C.

Ah, but you are yet you are still you. (Not very corrupted but it didn't need to be.)



I wish I had a poptart.

YOU HAVE A POPTART, BUT THESE CAPITALS SCARE YOU AND YOU DROP THE POPTART!!! NOW IT IS DIRTY AND YOU MISS THE 5 SECOND RULE EXEMPTION!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!



I want a chum bucket! A CHUM BUCKET!!!

now the sharks follow you everywhere scaring off potential meals and friends.


I wish I had more Chocolate Covered Cherries

You do, but they overwhelm you and soon control earth!


I wish I was over there *points*

You are over there. But everything you know and love is over here.


I wish I was a pack mule

You're a pack mule, you do it's job...it sucks.




I wish I could get more beautiful music...

You get more beautiful music but it's not metal...it's the one type of music you hate most. (which is?)


I wish I was in California looking up at the Redwoods.