You are, but then they fall and crush you to death




I wish the next person would crush me to life

You get crushed to life then death.



I wish I would say HAHA!

Amid lightning bolts and an overwhelming sulfuric haze, I crush you to life...I am now your master and you must obey my every command!! MUAHAHAHAHAHA.
IT'S ALIIIIVE!!!!


I wish I could finally win the Last One to Post Here thread.

You win it, then Grugg steals your victory.


I wish for a wish!

hee hee...guess Grugg & I posted at the same time but since I like mine best I'll leave it


You say HAHA...but it's too late...someone else beat you to it!!


See my above wish

We posted together again!

See my above wish.

you got it but it it's a nightmarish wish where Lyskhala gets crushed to death

I wish for milestones

You get milestone...but since I don't like their name you instead get bananas.

I wish we'd stop simul-posting

We stop simul posting. We never post in the same thread again. (is that corrupted??)


I wish my cats could speak human

Your cats speak human they tell you scary stories.

I wish I had a monkey!

You get a monkey...on your back


I wish for sweet dreams tonight

You find a sad, lost yellow monkey wandering around the streets. It's the best doggone monkey in the region. It becomes your best friend. Unfortunately, it gets into a fight with a rabid wolf to save your younger brother and catches the disease, so you have to put it to sleep to keep it from harming anyone else.

I wish I spoke Spanish fluently, without losing the ability to speak English with my current, Midwestern accent.

Hrm. Simulpost. Pick the wish you like better, next poster.

You are drunk indeed and then crush yourself to death.


I wish I had a toaster for my poptarts.

you have a toaster for your beloved poptarts but it burns them to a crisp


I wish I was at home lazing and grazing

You get to go home, laze graze and you fall into a coma from over-relaxation.



I wish I had stained glass windows.